Did You Leave The House Today?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I did. Felt the sun on my face and everything.

 

[BlkHawk]

I tried, but my skin started smoking, and the light hurt my eyes.

Is that Count Dukoo playing Dracula in your sig?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Is that Count Dukoo playing Dracula in your sig?

It's Lord Summerisle. Nice having Dracula being 6'5''.

 

[assari]

Yes and the weather was fucked.

(The winter like)

 

[bahodeme]

I opened the door and noticed how much the change was after the cold front came thru last night. I went back inside.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yes and the weather was fucked.

(The winter like)

You got an excuse. The feet of snow kept you from opening the front door.

When I lived in Texas it got so hot opening the door and going outside was like stepping into a pizza oven. Too hot for swimming but perfect inside with the AC on watching Sally Jesse Raphael.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I painted the deck and made spaghetti. And I watched way too much television. No, I didn't really leave the house.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I painted the deck and made spaghetti. And I watched way too much television. No, I didn't really leave the house.

Might as well get on dope like me. The television will be better, the spaghetti will be tastier, and you won't care that you did a shit job painting the deck.

 

[xfire]

Affirmative, had a nice walkabout with my DSLR. Funny how nosy and worried motherfuckers get when they see a guy carrying a camera around, you'd think I had one of my Colt's strapped to my hip.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Might as well get on dope like me. The television will be better, the spaghetti will be tastier, and you won't care that you did a shit job painting the deck.

They call it dope for a reason. And I did a fucking AWESOME job painting the deck. I'll take pikturs and everything.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

They call it dope for a reason. And I did a fucking AWESOME job painting the deck. I'll take pikturs and everything.

You know dope spelled backwards is epod? Look it up. Sounds all smart and stuff, don't it? Probably deserve to call it chronic because I use it all the time.

 

[Xombie3000]

I ventured out to do some grocery shopping, but after I got to the store and found the majority of what I wanted to buy was sold out, I felt so disgusted/disappointed that I just walked out and came back home.

 

[assari]

You got an excuse. The feet of snow kept you from opening the front door.


When I lived in Texas it got so hot opening the door and going outside was like stepping into a pizza oven. Too hot for swimming but perfect inside with the AC on watching Sally Jesse Raphael.

Exactly.


If you live in Texas you need air conditioning and stetson, if you live in Finland you need a radiator, wool pants and lot of vodka.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Exactly.


If you live in Texas you need air conditioning and stetson, if you live in Finland you need a radiator, wool pants and lot of vodka.

Lucky you're not German. I heard a few got grabbed up by the Filipino Al-Qaedas. Imagine you're such a sissy that you can't get away from a buncha little Filips. Even if they cut your throat they would hold a juice box to your mouth until you bled out completely. In Hitler's day at least they'd be eaten by Russians.

 

[Rane1071]

Not yet I haven't, but I have to in a little while. Gotta' get some groceries and shit.

 

[feller469]

I puttered around the yard today, but at 8pm I went outside to check out Mars in the telescope. Soon realized why no major astronomical discoveries have been made from Florida. the skeeters were so thick I probably lost a pint of blood.

 

[bobjustbob]

Yup. Sundays are a routine. Cash my Saturday tickets and make my Sunday bets. Hop across the street to the produce market. Make a pitcher of cocktails. Turn my leftovers into meals. Clean the house while listening to football.