Yeah, yeah, whatever. If you weren't a fan of porn, you wouldn't be here, so stop being like, "Uhhh...should we say congrats? LOL, Whorebag." It reminds me of when I worked at the Bunny Ranch, and I got my prostitution license. Ya' don't generally get a cake for that type of licensure, but it's important in that realm.
The thing I don't understand is why haters even post--if you don't care, why take the time to read and respond to a post just to be an ass? Sounds like people with too much free time on their hands, aka the lack of a real social life.
-Kasey