Dicks on Mars?

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

How did Roald not have a breaking news for this?

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

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I dunno, mang. Looks kinda like southern Nevada.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I dunno, mang. Looks kinda like southern Nevada.

Actually I think southern Nevada looks slightly less habitable than that...

 

[sean miguel]

We cum in peace.

 

[Harley Spencer]

We cum in peace.

Haha! That's too perfect. That SO needs to be the headline!

 

[BCT]

So men really are from Mars?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

So men really are from Mars?

Are you saying we will find vaginas on Venus? :drool2:

 

[BCT]

Are you saying we will find vaginas on Venus? :drool2:

Forgive me Maley but have things really gotten that bad?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I think the most important question we could ask at this point is: How many people have fapped to this already? Because you know people have. It's just a question of how many...

 

[BCT]

Anyone that goes HappyHappyjoyJoy for an accidental dick on Mars has bigger issues on this planet.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Forgive me Maley but have things really gotten that bad?

What?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Anyone that goes HappyHappyjoyJoy for an accidental dick on Mars has bigger issues on this planet.

There are people who jerk it to shoes. No matter what it is someone, somewhere is looking at it and making man gravy. That's just a fact of modern life. :dunno:

 

[BCT]

There are people who jerk it to shoes. No matter what it is someone, somewhere is looking at it and making man gravy. That's just a fact of modern life. :dunno:

Never said it didn't happen.

 

[BCT]

What?

Translation: You kiss a lot of OCSM butt and now you're looking for vaginas on venus, you're getting desperate. Don't worry it was a joke but i owed you a few.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Never said it didn't happen.

Oh, well they're definitely messed up. There's no denying that. Though I'm not sure whether they'd more or less fucked up than the guy who got caught with pants around his ankles and ******* a chain link fence...

 

[LukeEl]

The title of this thread sounds like the name of some gawd awful prog rock hipster band, where all the effemanine members wear non ************ glasses and jeans that look like they have been painted on. And if they have an 1870's saloon bartenders mustache I certainly will beat them to death with some farming implement of the rusted type.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Translation: You kiss a lot of OCSM butt and now you're looking for vaginas on venus, you're getting desperate. Don't worry it was a joke but i owed you a few.

Oh okay. Sorry I didn't get the joke. :o

Anyway, can there really be enough vaginas?

Today I saw a complete douchbag in the car next to mine. He was really looking like a complete douchnozzle with so much gel in his hair....like one of those jersey shore douches. Anyway, he had a sticker on his car: I <3 VAGinas! x10

 

[lurkingdirk]

There are people who jerk it to shoes. No matter what it is someone, somewhere is looking at it and making man gravy. That's just a fact of modern life. :dunno:

The correct term is man chowder. Get it right, please.

 

[rock hard]

There are people who jerk it to shoes. No matter what it is someone, somewhere is looking at it and making man gravy. That's just a fact of modern life. :dunno:

The correct term is man chowder. Get it right, please.

Don't forget Baby Batter!!! :banana:

 

[Jagger69]

We cum in peace.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:rofl2::rofl:

Awesome!! :clap: