Dick Size

[otter311]

tie your dick to the railing on a bridge and then jump, youl have to hang there for a bit, if you let go to fast youl get an accordion cock

 

[poopfacejim]

I have an eleven inch penis... around! Think about it...

american pie 2!

i say that line a lot.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I called Petra a bitch once and she punched me so hard in the stomach that it made my dick grow about a half an inch. Sooooo, you might wanna try that.

 

[Wolfmister]

I remember watching (or reading) something that says you can't at least not with a permenent effect, unless you want to make it smaller of course.

 

[STDiva]

Drink more Hennessey.

 

[pornophile]

I've been known as somewhat of a "healer" in this area....I have a gift, it seems every time I put one in my mouth, it gets bigger. If anyone needs help with theirs just let me know!

i dont see how that would enlarge my penis....but im willing to try it, for scientific reasons....

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Men have been obsessed with the size of their dicks since they discovered them. Now if we haven't discovered how to make it bigger by now then chances are it won't be happening so deal with what you've got.

 

[STDiva]

I've been known as somewhat of a "healer" in this area....I have a gift, it seems every time I put one in my mouth, it gets bigger. If anyone needs help with theirs just let me know!

That's just an erection. It happens when tissues in the penis called the corpus spongiosum penis and corpora cavernosa penis fill with blood, causing the penis to become longer, thicker, harder and to stand upright. This can happen if he is touched sexually, (like you mentioned with your mouth) or even if he is not touched – for example, if he sees a naked person or thinks about having sex with someone else.

So you see Kristine, the penis in your mouth isn't actually growing, you are just causing the man to be aroused. That's all. Not a miracle, not healing and no special powers. Just biology.

 

[Kristine Cumz]

That's just an erection. It happens when tissues in the penis called the corpus spongiosum penis and corpora cavernosa penis fill with blood, causing the penis to become longer, thicker, harder and to stand upright. This can happen if he is touched sexually, (like you mentioned with your mouth) or even if he is not touched – for example, if he sees a naked person or thinks about having sex with someone else.

So you see Kristine, the penis in your mouth isn't actually growing, you are just causing the man to be aroused. That's all. Not a miracle, not healing and no special powers. Just biology.

Damn....and I thought I was special.....oh well I'll keep trying anyway!:rofl:

 

[TheOnlyOne69]

tie it to a truck

get someone to drive the truck away from you