Desperate times call for desperate measures

What is the most random/funny thing you have used to jerk off? I'm not talking about using something other than your hand, but some material that wasn't intended to be porn.

Mine was GLAMOUR magaize. I was like 14 and on a long vacation, I looked down and the Glamour got me all fired up for some reason haha. I hadn't rubbed one out in days, and at that age it seemed like a lifetime. With no porn or internet, that was my best bet haha.
 

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