Describe what pussy tastes like in one word.

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Antidisestestablishmentarianism for sure. With a hint of butterbeer. And Wonka bars.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Michael Douglas blames his wife's pussy for his medical problems, so I will go out on a limb and say "cancer" is the correct answer.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
But he still blames the pussy and people attributed it to her. So, FUCK YOUR LOGIC!!!
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Ace: He did NOT blame Catherine. He blamed how .. "active" he was, PRIOR TO meeting her.

Even while dying of cancer the douche bag brags about what he thinks gave it to him, the end analysis is the same- Pussy, sweet cancerous pussy.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
That's why I always wear a Practical MO4 Nuclear War Crisis Series Protector Gas Mask whenever I dive on the muff face first. Safety first.
 
wow, you're taking this shit way too serious considering the topic.

But carry on.

Sure, I'm the one taking this too seriously, says the one that immediately started to thrash and bash and insult. What else to expect from someone who doesn't make any sense to begin with. If you don't get the difference between "personal taste in" and "sense of taste" or at least can't communicate it properly, don't blame it on me.

Let me give you some well meant advice: if someone catches you saying something stupid or ridiculous, be an adult and own it. Don't be hating and insulting the one that caught you. It just makes you look even more stupid.

And now I shall set forth and lick with vigor. Wish me luck, you sweet little rascal.
 
The whole Michael Douglas/CZJ story about HPV, cancer and muff diving has lead to "pussyeater's cancer" becoming a phrase in my inner circle. As in, "I would contract pussyeater's cancer for her." If you're catching cancer, that's the one you want.

To be fair, if a deity said to me "Stiffmeister, here's a deal for you. In five years' time you'll be diagnosed with cancer and it will kill you. But you'll spend those five years going down on a stone cold 10" - I'd take it. Fuck it, who am I kidding. Two years.
 
Sure, I'm the one taking this too seriously, says the one that immediately started to thrash and bash and insult. What else to expect from someone who doesn't make any sense to begin with. If you don't get the difference between "personal taste in" and "sense of taste" or at least can't communicate it properly, don't blame it on me.
Says the person who took a frivolous topic and had to go all Spock on it.
What does your sense of taste say about my cock in your mouth? Get back to your hentai.
 
Says the person who took a frivolous topic and had to go all Spock on it.
What can I say. I guess I just don't like douchebaggering idiots. :booty::dunno:

What does your sense of taste say about my cock in your mouth? Get back to your hentai.
Kinda proving my point here. :beatinghead:
Oh right, and because I know Japanese I watch hentai. You like being a moron, don't you? Admit it. :rofl:
 
I'm sorry to the rest here. I'm gonna stop now. Doesn't make any sense anyway and won't change anything either.

Ok, as for my actual contribution to this thread, the results are in: Michael Douglas' pussy tastes like tuna cream cheese cancer.
 
Would it be wrong for me to point out on this of all threads that Shindekudasai fancies him or herself as a cunning linguist?
 
if it was a herself then I'd be turned on by this back and forth. But I'm guessing this guy is eating cheetos in his mom's basement right now.


why??? this compulsion to keep replying to this idiot. congrats, shinesuki, or whatever you're name is, you got a rise out of me.


I still may be turned on.
 
... Shindekudasai fancies him or herself as a cunning linguist?

That's maybe said a bit too much, but thank you. :D
I'd put it this way: I have enough education and experience in this field to know what I'm talking about most of the time. ;)

Ok, back to eating cheetos....found some crumbs in my belly button while changing my underwear that my mom just washed for me...
 
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