"Dead ****** members"

[Spleen]

Seems like a popular attention seeking craze on freeones these days. And probably completely fictional. I know it, and you all know it.


"If it smells, looks and tastes like bullshit, it is probably is bullshit."


So this is the thread for you, want some free cheap FAKE sympathy? Just post in here.



My long lost uncle just died! Deary me.

 

[STDiva]

I'd rep you if I could.

 

[GregCentauro]

I'd rep you if I could.

ditto :wave2:

 

[biomech]

iConsidering the only three threads I have seen like this have come from three well known members, I have to call Shenanigans on you. It is **** poor if you call it bullshit. Rather than naming names let them speak up.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Not funny. Some people legitimately could have lost a relative. I don't think a blanket statement about the sincerity of some of the posts is necessary. Does it affect you if it's true or false? No, so let it go.

 

[Rey C.]

Wow! Just... wow!

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I wouldnt say that these threads are complete bs but it is a little strange to announce that you wont be around for a few days or anounce that someone you care about has past on a public forum of any kind(Except for pussy+dickdenice because that was a mod and apart of the site) but whatever people want to do is their choice

 

[STDiva]

I want to believe that everybody has been sincere with their losses. So assuming everybody is sincere, this isn't necessarily the best place to bring it up. We've all lost ****** members and friends. Do you go to everybody you know and tell them you won't be around for a while?

Seems like people are just using their tragedies to fish for sympathy.

Preach on Spleen.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i'm not going to be around for a while. i just shot a load, and all million of those suckers died.

i will take roughly 20 minutes to recover.

 

[Spleen]

I would just like to take this moment to say;
I do feel sorry for those who have lost loved ones, I know how it feels. This "message" is for the fakers, the ones who want false sympathy.

You know who you are.

 

[BlueBalls]

I just ****** my neighbour....

I know she's not technically "******" in the common use of the word. But we've all evolved from a common ancestor, so fuck it. She's ******!!!

I'm sorry. Now it's off to jail ... again . I enjoy the sodomy, what can I say, it's fun.

 

[Rey C.]

Of the three incidents that I know about, a ******, a wife and a ******** and now a ****** were lost - that's what was posted anyway. I could see a troll with 10 posts doing something like that. But in each incident, it was longer term and/or very well liked posters. Why do you guys think they'd be fishing for sympathy? Maybe they feel close to certain people on this board (or the board itself) and they're reaching out in a time of need. They're not asking anybody for money. I'd say they're just in pain. :dunno:

But anyway, I just don't get why anyone would assume such a thing, especially given who it's been in each case that I know about. What kind of person would make up a story about a ****** member dying just to get attention on a porn board? What value is there in that? To even be discussing this just seems wrong on so many levels.

 

[lurkingdirk]

so...are we supposed to have sympathy for your neighbour's ******, or are we supposed to show joy because you're to be sodomised again?

this thread is confusing.

 

[Spleen]

What kind of person would make up a story about a ****** member dying just to get attention on a porn board? What value is there in that?

The same value as any other story.



My last girlfriend was super fucking hot, she starred in loads of porn films and loved my 15 inch cock.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The same value as any other story.



My last girlfriend was super fucking hot, she starred in loads of porn films and loved my 15 inch cock.

you dated her too?!

 

[Rey C.]

The same value as any other story.



My last girlfriend was super fucking hot, she starred in loads of porn films and loved my 15 inch cock.

No, it's completely different. One is a shits & giggles story for the amusement of the Peanut Gallery here. One is using the death of a ****** member for... what reason?

 

[Spleen]

No, it's completely different. One is a shits & giggles story for the amusement of the Peanut Gallery here. One is using the death of a ****** member for... what reason?

So you're saying it's completely impossible that someone would make up a sad story just to get attention?

 

[lurkingdirk]

So you're saying it's completely impossible that someone would make up a sad story just to get attention?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail109.html

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Even if people were posting for sympathy is that really that wrong? I think its more wrong that we live in a world where if you have a lot of money or are extremely hot you get lots of attention but yet if you have a problem and need comfort or sympathy you dont just get it you actually have to go above and beyond for people to give a ****

 

[JordanRules]

The same value as any other story.



My last girlfriend was super fucking hot, she starred in loads of porn films and loved my 15 inch cock.

For the record, my cock is 16 inches, not 15.