Day Jobs?

[prof_porn]

I write term papers for people who are too lazy or too thick to do it themselves.

 

[saschaxx]

We restore old motorcycles , we´re hydraulic-mechanics ( aircargo-systems, hydraulic lifts into production-streets ) , welders , airbrushing, aluminum-polishing.

 

[Kil4Thril]

I work in the garden department at an orange-obsessed retailer whose name rhymes with Blome Bepot.

I want the Beam Cheese cleaned off the entire aisle 28 by lunch. Hop to it!

Obviously, I worked there at one point.

 

[Mayhem]

Casino employee, right now working the poker tournament circuit.

 

[jinxypie]

Hai thar!! My name is Steve, and I have lots of sugar.

Sweet.

 

[monicasilver]

I was a Financial Analyst and my firm went under about 2 years ago.

Since thing, I've been an escort. I've enjoyed the career change

 

[KimoraKlein]

I'm a graphic designer. It's what I went to school for since I was 14. <3

Living the dream -- sucking and fucking AND making use of those credits! Bam!

 

[Ace Bandage]

During the day, I teach English to sophomores.

I cry myself to sleep at night.

 

[Cloude]

Disposable lighter repairman. (I knew I'd written that here before.)

 

[KimoraKlein]

During the day, I teach English to sophomores.

I cry myself to sleep at night.

Really? I have mad respect for teachers, I wanted to teach graphic design.

And heyyyyyyyy I was a sophomore not too long ago! I was an AP geek and I graduated with a 5.87 GPA! I'd make you proud. In more than one way. :tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

During the day I weigh scrotums for Vanity Fair magazine.

By night I hold Greg's scrotum for rep points.

 

[L3ggy]

I used to work at a Riding School, you know horses.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Really? I have mad respect for teachers, I wanted to teach graphic design.

And heyyyyyyyy I was a sophomore not too long ago! I was an AP geek and I graduated with a 5.87 GPA! I'd make you proud. In more than one way. :tongue:

Yeah. I'm miserable, but that's neither here nor there. GPA only goes to 4.0 here. :dunno: How the fuck did you get 5.7? Wait... no, you didn't do that, did you?

I jest. You would make me many things, but I don't think proud would be at the top of the list. No, I'm quite certain that'd be something else. Like horny. :tongue:

(I do appreciate the respect though.)

 

[Namreg]

i work in a restaurant, but i'm also a writer.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I write books for teenagers who won't get the slightest hope of getting laid. I've been known to go by "J.K. Rowling", "Stephanie Meyer", and "J.D. Salinger".

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'm a mechanic

 

[Supafly]

I am into early retirement. But as I live in a house with a lot of dopeheads and guys on methadon, and one bloke on crack, I am a kind of 'honorary janitor'. Checking they don't throw their trash in the cellars when the bins are full because some punk threw in his old loudspeakers or stupidity like this.

Reporting the junkie who has no electricity and leeches from a plug in the basement.

Sunny side is: There is premium bookwriting material on daily basis.

Will keep you posted

 

[vodkazvictim]

Superhero.
Maybe you've heard of me? Supersonic dildo man.

i work in a restaurant, but i'm also a writer.

Brian Griffin says what?

 

[shimmy2]

work? in america?? with my hnic obama in the white house??? lol

let me grab my canon and nikon bag, i'll go show yall my day job

 

[funkyman]

I install computers at banks right now.