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I would kill Osama Bin Laden for a shot at F*%king Darla Crane. For a couple hours. Or longer. A nude wrestling match. With oil. A lot of oil. And a bottle of Viagra.

What? Somebody all ready did that? Well, I would use my medical powers to bring him back to life, then I would kill him again, if it meant I would get a night with Darla Crane. (Thank you, John Becker.)
 
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