Ms. Danielle! So good of you to drop by, we've missed you here!
How have you been? What's been happening in your life? Been on any interesting trips lately? Why don't you love us? What's wrong with me? Why don't you call or write me anymore? OH MY GOD why won't you just fuck me already!
[This fake freak-out has been brought to you by feelings of utter horniness for Danielle, and does not accurately express, well, anything at all, really. Just seemed funny in my head.]