danielleftv

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Streammate and MyFreeCams. Still doing some research and setting things up before I do my first show on either site. I want to have a custom profile created on MFC before I start doing shows on there.

It'd be great if you set up on MFC. I think it's a great, well run site with pretty respectful customers. Plus the popular girls seem to make a TON of money :)
 
Best Tits In The Western World!

Hey Danny,

You've stated that you want to do a "gang bang" scene. Given how lovely your voluptuous breasts are, a particular mainstream film springs to my mind: 1989's R-rated Last Exit to Brooklyn. Set about 60 years ago, Jennifer Jason-Leigh (JJL) plays a blonde, teenaged bargirl named Tra-la-la. Near the end of the film, she pulls off her top in a crowded bar, announcing that she has the "best tits in the Western world"! At once she is passed around in the bar, and finally carried out to the night-time docks, where she is gang-banged.

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Unlike you, JJL has rather small breasts - but that is quite beside the point. I'd like to think that if one produced a sexually explicit parody of the gang-bang scene, it would not only appeal to your existing fans, but could also be used as a professional "tease" (a "pilot") to encourage financing for a feature-length parody of the entire original film. One could title both the tease and the later feature Best Tits in the Western World. Could we call your character La-dee-dah? (The "dee," of course, is for Danielle and Delaunay - the Queen of Double-D's! ;) )

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I understand that existing US case law gives very effective free license to parody, which is why one has always seen so very many feature-length porn films parodying mainstream cinematic hits. Last Exit to Brooklyn was a very dark film, so I think an especially effective porn parody might frequently make irreverent light of the various on-screen tragedies, if only by simply "breaking the fourth wall" to make smart-ass remarks directly to the audience.

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The original film made enough of an impression upon its release that all of four years later an episode of The Simpsons made reference to the movie via its title, Last Exit to Springfield. However, I could find no evidence of any attempt to make a live-action hard-core parody. One online article about this 60's-cult-novel-based work writes: "The film version received excellent reviews and won a few critics' awards for Leigh's portrayal of Tralala, though its limited distribution and downbeat subject matter prevented it from becoming a commercial success." Oh yeah, gay guys also have non-trivial storylines; I suppose that with sufficient artistic license, one could rework the original plot to involve your character with them as well - if you like.


One of the problems with a gang-bang scene is the expense of casting so many actors. While it would not eliminate the cost of STI testing, the use of amateurs and newbies might help. Be advised however, it is well-known that without the use of something like Viagara, traditionally few men are "up to" the challenge of staying hard in front of an entire film crew. Perhaps the limited demands of a gang-bang scene make this less of an issue. I guess the famous Annabelle Chong film proved that quite a lot is possible if one tries.

Fortunately, Last Exit to Brooklyn takes place in very seedy settings, and it would be rather easy to shoot in a suitable place for a very small location fee.

I join you in condemning the widespread illicit piracy of copyrighted works. That said, I doubt I am making things much worse by noting, for your convenience, that you can find a German-dubbed version of the original scene at issue online.

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You DO have the best tits in the Western world. Now all you need is an artistic vehicle to let more people know it! :)
 
Occupational... no... INDUSTRIAL safety!

Hey Danny,

Tonight I read about your increasing involvement with anal stunts.

Forgive me for being a "Dutch uncle," but I would never forgive myself if one day you got seriously hurt shoving the whole friggin' Chrysler Building up your ass (see graphic below), and I had never nagged you about occupational safety. Who wants to die at 25 of a ruptured large intestine?

Call me an unwanted nanny, but it is penny wise and pound foolish not to get professional medical input on extreme stunts. Don't trust the bullshit artists in the industry or some guarantee written in broken English on some goods imported from Bangkok. There are even veteran women in the porn business who are RNs. Surely they could give you professional advice and instruction for a modest fee. (Or did they already cover porn stunts in high school Health Ed?) I hope I am just a worry wart and you have already prudently consulted medical professionals. STIs are not the only way someone in the porn business can land up VERY DEAD far too soon.


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It's okay if you want to monkey around - just don't go bananas! We, your fans, LOVE you too much to see you die!

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