Danica doesn't suck at racing. She's a slightly above average talent in Indycar, and she's really having an average part-time intro to Nationwide(Busch) racing. The problem is she gets about ten times the publicity she should get.
How am I going to get my hyperbole rolling if you're going to be reasonable?!

OK, "suck" is a relative term. There's Milka Duno level suck (and yet she's faster in a GT car than I am) and then there's Danica level suck.
One issue is that the current IRL has a relative talent level (team vs. team, driver vs. driver) that is so much lower than it used to be with CART IndyCar. No longer are we attracting mid level and above F1 talent (retired or otherwise) who had resumes that included more than a few W's at some professional level, or even kids who have won major ladder series championships (F3000/GP2, F2, Indy Lights when it was a real series, Atlantcs pretty much defunct now, I believe, etc.). Yeah, my gripe with Danica is her underwhelming performances that tend to get the ESPN shills reaching into their bag of excuses, and trying to keep the GoDaddy fueled DanicaMania at full song.
This pouty faced egomaniac actually thought she could jump straight into Cup a couple of years ago... that's while she was twirling her hair and also considering a move to Formula One (does she take illicit drugs? :dunno

. But as we're now seeing, she's being swallowed up in Nationwide. Can you imagine how badly she'd be doing in Cup? I wish Stewart and Junior hadn't talked her out of that foolishness and just let her do it.
But yes, it's the inordinate amount of attention being given to someone who isn't fit to shine Emerson Fittipaldi's shoes that gets me wound up. But the IRL hitched their wagon to this fraud and so it goes. And their thanks for that foot-shot is the lowest TV rating in the history of the Indy 500 this May. Last year was also a "record", and this year was even lower. I remember the days of "it's a new track record!" Now, the records being set aren't anything that one would want to publicize.
I would take a job bashing Danica. But I enjoy it so much, I'm content to do it for free. :nanner: