Cum With No Hands!

[Rydog11]

she ********** u, gawd u guys it can't work unless u want it to and you have to relax and do what she says

 

[Shifty]

she ********** u, gawd u guys it can't work unless u want it to and you have to relax and do what she says

Sooo lazy ...

 

[rock hard]

she ********** u, gawd u guys it can't work unless u want it to and you have to relax and do what she says

No sir I am not falling for this.....she makes promises of sexual bliss to get you under....then she takes advantage of you by having you send her gifts of money, jewelry, and the last of your bacon you have in stock....then she uses you to go promote her video to others can be infected by her self serving charms. This woman is pure evil, and she must be stopped before she takes over the whole planet!!!!

Rydog I hold no malice towards you sir....you're simply doing as you were programmed to do....but I shall not become one of this evil vixen's minions!!! :tongue:

 

[Lucky7000]

You know what... I'm a daredevil. A thrill seeker.

Tomorrow night I'll try it out. Why tomorrow? Because I already relieved myself the old fashioned way and want to build up some suspense.

 

[pornophile]

You know what... I'm a daredevil. A thrill seeker.

Tomorrow night I'll try it out. Why tomorrow? Because I already relieved myself the old fashioned way and want to build up some suspense.

Don't do it Lucky! In the ******** she will try to make you fall ****** and then you are doomed. She is really actually a succubus and will suck your soul out through your penis.

 

[L3ggy]

Don't do it Lucky! In the ******** she will try to make you fall ****** and then you are doomed. She is really actually a succubus and will suck your soul out through your penis.

Really? Cool!

 

[CadillacD]

IT WORKED!!! No, wait...nevermind!

 

[Lucky7000]

Don't do it Lucky! In the ******** she will try to make you fall ****** and then you are doomed. She is really actually a succubus and will suck your soul out through your penis.

So this is where my ex ended up... :fight:

 

[Rydog11]

why does no one believe me?

 

[ArabJames]

is this thing supposed to work?

 

[dOMESTOS]

I'll try it on my way back home. in my car...

 

[shaggydude]

I played it backwards!....call an exorcist!....call a fucking exorcist!!!

 

[No_Man]

Alright Rydog, I gave it a fair shot. The relaxation part was nice. The erotic part was kinda sexy. But ultimately, I didn't even get a full erection from it, let alone a hands-free orgasm.

Though to be fair, I gotta say that every time she said, "Deeper and deeper, way down..." I got the image of a fat guy keeling over with a heart ****** stuck in my head. Probably didn't help.

 

[ArabJames]

same no man

i tried it....i got hard about 3 minutes into it because i was expecting sexy talk
didnt happen....i eventually softened....no cumshot

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Though to be fair, I gotta say that every time she said, "Deeper and deeper, way down..." I got the image of a fat guy keeling over with a heart ****** stuck in my head. Probably didn't help.

I came.

 

[Lucky7000]

I forgot all about this... will try tomorrow

 

[jdousdhe10]

I just tried. No success. I enjoyed being **********, but no cumshot.

 

[grower_boy]

I tried this not too long ago and it didn't do much for me. I think it's a cool concept though.