Cum stain spot treatment

So I had a bit of a mishap earlier whilst I was jacking off and ended up with quite a mess. It was just a couple spots on my shirt and jeans, but blotting them with cold water was doing nothing, so I finally gave up and put them in the washing machine (I don't even know if it will leave a permanent stain if you leave it, but I wasn't going to find out). But it got me thinking if anyone around here knew of a good spot treatment for cum stains (when the wife/gf isn't around to lick them up, of course) on either clothing or upholstery.
 
::thinks::

Club soda or *****. I've never used either for such stains.. but I hear that club soda gets out just about everything. And *****.. well that ***** livers and brain cells so it's just common sense that it'll **** a small puddle of unborn ******** just as well.

Either way.. when you're done you can mix the soda and ***** and ***** away your cares, anyway. Good deal. Carry on.
 
How old are you to be questioning the stain potential of cum? Dont you ever wash your clothes like a normal person. Short of monica lewinsky Ive never heard of anyone having to bin clothes cause those darn cum stains wont wash out!

(P.S Girlfriend/wife licking it up? Keep dreaming ***!)
 
Since it is a protein-based stain, some of the enzymatic cleaners will remove it. Look in the pet section for PetZyme or Nature's Miracle. This stuff will remove ***** from carpet so even Luminol can't see it. ;)
 
i wouldn't worry bout it. i have stains on all my clothes, all kinds, and after awhile you get so many you forget where they come (sorry bout that pun) from and they don't bother you. who cares about what other people think about you anyway as long you have confidence in yourself :cool:
 
seriously, sometimes that **** just doesnt cum off. (heh, get it?) i stained an exs shirt pretty bad, it was never the same. it was light pink and nothing got it out. as for you, treat it like a protein, im not sure what gets that out, but im sure somethings gotta.
 
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