Cum-ing Clean

Do like you normally do, tell mummy you had an accident and pop them in the wash basket.

Christ its not like its toxic and needs a special clean up procedure.
 
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Lick em clean?
 
Put them in the washing machine and turn it on....

Just never enter a club with UV lights with them on. Unless you're hoping to garner a pity fuck out of them or something.

If this option is too "easy" for you, then I suggest you throw them out. buy a new pair of favourite pants and remember to take them off the next time you decide to knock on out in the bathroom of the AA meeting. Or at least take off a sock and splooge into that or something. I mean come on, it's not like we're 13 anymore buck up your ideas!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Work on your timing. If you're ejaculating before she can get your pants off, you're doing it wrong. Premature, much?
 
Stop cumming in/on your pants.
 
Hey thanks dudes.

I'll work on these suggestions and let ya know how I get on.

What a curiously disgusting notion. The offending item of clothing has lay cum stained for going on two weeks now.

Kid, its not that difficult to clean or have cleaned.
 
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