Criss Angel

One of these days i only hope that one of his magic tricks fails as he's leaping off a building.
 
How about for his next Jesus imitation trick Criss Angel goes through a torturous beating, dies, and doesn't raise up in three days. We all cheer. Oh, and some random person, at the end of it says... I have never met Criss Angel in my life. This is totally real.
 
I think that if I could **** him and for get away with it for certain, I would do it. And I would do it by *************. I would squeez that little bitch's throat so hard, I'd break his larynx (a la Nurse Ratched). Then I would slowly watch the life drain out of his body while he flailed about - good luck gettin' out of that one...

I might have some anger issues towards certain ***********...
 
He is a raging douchebag, I **** his show.
 
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