'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

So wait...the cops refused the bribe but the judge took it and that's why bail was set at $43, WTF?!? :rolleyes:

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-new...alls-off-in-raid/story-e6frfkui-1225817860385

# January 10, 2010 8:17PM

SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported.

Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town's notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents - one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary.

Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy's charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said.

"I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be," he told the court, according to the newspaper.

"God created me with both sexual organs. It was God's decision, not mine."

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Murphy has been married twice - his second wife's name is tattooed on his arm. He said received his male identity documents after undergoing surgery to remove his female organs when he was in his teens, the paper said.

Police say Murphy offered them 9,100 rand ($1300) not to search him during the raid.

Police said they were investigating how Murphy obtained his male identity documents, saying they found no records of him undergoing sex change surgery.

Murphy was released on 300 rand ($43) bail.
 

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☼LEGIT☼
Just look at this evidence against him.

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Crime lords get all the perks. $43 bail...
 
^ Dear Father who fart in heaven, please forgive me for forgetting to laugh at that unfunny NeoCon joke he made
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
So was Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed based on this guy?
 
^ I don't know since I haven't seen that movie. Is it a good movie?
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Dont get it to be honest, It was a good movie but dont remember jack nicholson having a fake penis in it lol.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Dont get it to be honest, It was a good movie but dont remember jack nicholson having a fake penis in it lol.

In the scene at the porn theatre with Damon and Nicholson, if I remember correctly.
 
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