::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

I wish the expecting couple the very best.

May they be blessed with bundles of joy.

cheers,
 

georges

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I wonder what she's going to tell the child when it starts asking why its friends keep bringing in naked pictures of her to school...

Not to be disrespectful, she will probably tell him " I had pleasure to have sex on the camera and fuck big cocks." I don't see what else can Jenna say to him. She arrived at the top and opened her company, kudos to her but that doesn't mean she will be able to give her child a perfect education. She has no MBA let even an A Level. There are two pornstars I know who got a higher education: Asia Carrera who has a MBA and Lexington Steele who was a professional stock broker and who also has a MBA.
 

Torre82

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Aww, Roughian.. you ol' softy. :)
Hey, I'm a parent too. I know what it feels like :glugglug:

And I truly mean it when I say "bundles" of joy :D

cheers,
 
Who gives a fuck. Really. Having a child is called "procreation" and it's something the human race is supposed to do.

Is that what you would say to a happy pregnant woman in real life?

Nooo I dont think so.. :/

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I found this, is it yours??

Really though you should cheer up a little and not be so grumpy...
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
::cries all over myself::

But.. but.. she was my first hard-on! I've nutted to her like no other! (unless you include...)

Oh well. Her kid will be 'jailbait', I believe the term is. Close your eyes and never open them in lil jenna's presence, gentlemen. For there is no creature bred for such destruction as a miniature jenna... may your cocks not explode too easily. RUUUUNN! RUN!
 
::cries all over myself::

But.. but.. she was my first hard-on! I've nutted to her like no other! (unless you include...)

Oh well. Her kid will be 'jailbait', I believe the term is. Close your eyes and never open them in lil jenna's presence, gentlemen. For there is no creature bred for such destruction as a miniature jenna... may your cocks not explode too easily. RUUUUNN! RUN!

I thought Jenna's mini-me was Krystal Steal :dunno:

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This quote is from the Us article. It's priceless because it's so stupid.

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
This quote is from the Us article. It's priceless because it's so stupid.

That's like 3 WTF's in itself when you consider the source.
N1 Dean Wormer. Sorry about your office and the whole dead...

Ahem, I mean nothing. I'll just sit here in this cafeteria and not enjoy the fooOOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!
 
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