Can't go wrong with a Boston Cream Pie, either :1orglaugh
We were in Phoenix with
Kyanna Raves and Smokie Flame and after a long day shooting, we all went out to eat at a national chain restaurant known for, among other things, it's cream pies.
Kyanna is this tiny, I think she used the term "dwarf", with a great rack and a tiny but very sex little ass. Our waiter ended up being this cute college boy who was oblivious a bit flustered by the porn-stars and in particular, this nasty petite brunette flirting openly with him.
It all came to a head when we we all realized she was trying to order a "creampie" from him. He had already stated that they had fruit pies but were all out of cream pies and she kept pestering him "can't you just give me a creampie, can't you just make me one here at the table" etc - by this point we were all rolling with laughter and when the poor guy finally figured out what she was asking for he was totally flustered.
I love a sassy bitch as much as I love a good creampie or cream pie.