Crazy Masterbation

[cumsplatter]

Hey everyone,

I was just wonderin, what is the craziest thing you have done when masterbating. Mines is a bit wierd, but i was really horney. I tastes my own cum.

What about u guys n gals?

 

[tartanterrier]

I aim my spunk at the dartboard and shout "180!!!!"

 

[Jagger69]

I spelled the word "masturbation" correctly while blowing a major load on my computer screen.

 

[FAH-Q]

i thought, "hey, i wonder what peewee herman is up too?"

 

[Troy25]

lol you dont wanna know

 

[bigbadbrody]

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[AverageAllStar]

I won't go into details, but lets just say it involved a clown mask, chicken feet and a tub of Crisco.

 

[Blink]

I've masturbated in front of two ****** members. The first time was an accident. The second time was sheer stupidity.

 

[squallumz]

eh, ive tasted mine. no big deal. other stuff ive done? hmm.... i bought a jenna haze pussy and ass toy. ive also used anal stimulation on myself. but nothing real crazy i guess.

 

[senob44]

I once invited all my friends over for a circle jerk and ******* onto an issue of Harper's Weekly.

 

[Funkwerkz]

I tastes my own cum.

That's freaking silly, i think. Are you "pussy-mouth"? Or, you really like "self blowjob", eh? lol

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I can't get into details but renting a gorrilla suit in Tijuana is not cheap!

 

[Brown Eyes]

I can't say I am a crazy masturbator. All pretty bog-standard!

There was a guy at my old work place though who admitted to us (please bear in mind he had a few screws loose) that he got caught wanking by his mum. Fair enough, but he had been wanking himself off with raw meat wrapped round his piece.

 

[Tballlz63]

I've masturbated in front of two ****** members. The first time was an accident. The second time was sheer stupidity.

wait... what? :eek: i can understand if your jerking and forget to lock your door and your ****** darts in unannounced but... explain the second time.

 

[Blink]

It was one of those things that sort of defies explanation. :tongue: