Crazy Goldigga.
- Thread starter tartanterrier
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wha?
what is was thinking
It's Heather Mills, formerly married to Paul McCartney of Beatles fame. They divorced last week, and for only four years of marriage, she felt that she was entitled to £125 million of his fortune...which he amassed long before he ever met her. The judge overseeing the case decided that she was "only" worth £24.3 million.
Still works out at £17,000 a day for doing nothing but being married to a rich guy.
Still works out at £17,000 a day for doing nothing but being married to a rich guy.
What was Paul thinking? I mean, if you're going to get a trophy wife, make sure:
a. She's HOT
b. She's got all necessary parts. Don't want to have to tell her to spread her leg.
c. Sign Pre-nup
d. Instruct your lawyer to **** you with a canoe paddle if you don't sign a pre-nup
e. Use part of your fortune to have her rubbed out if things start to go south (and for god's sake, make it look like an accident!)
f. Did you sign the damn pre-nup? (Where's me paddle?)
H
a. She's HOT
b. She's got all necessary parts. Don't want to have to tell her to spread her leg.
c. Sign Pre-nup
d. Instruct your lawyer to **** you with a canoe paddle if you don't sign a pre-nup
e. Use part of your fortune to have her rubbed out if things start to go south (and for god's sake, make it look like an accident!)
f. Did you sign the damn pre-nup? (Where's me paddle?)
H
Sign Pre-nup!!! It works both ways, men & women.
Money can't buy you love (Paul) but it can pay for pussy
just ask Eliot Spitzer.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
That's one helluva price to pay for a lousy lay :1orglaugh
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