Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

[coleman_stoops]

DISCLAIMER: if you're an apologist for the incumbent, don't bother with this. I take a back seat to nobody in the scorn I hold for Barack Obama: he is one of the worst presidents the US has ever had to the point of eclipsing both Harding and Carter, which is saying something. If Theodore Roosevelt's greatness as president were weight and were assigned a value of one ton, Obama's would be about 20 milligrams, if that.

Anyhow, in an endeavor to heap more ridicule on the administration, see these pictures of Michelle Obama and her "sense" of fashion...

 

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2nd…can't afford anything more than the discount rack bras?

 

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3rd…must've been listening to vintage Carl Perkins with those blue (pseudo-)suede shoes

 

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4th…that outfit would get you arrested in Short Hills, Radnor, or Shaker Heights

 

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5th…another one off the discount rack

 

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6th…looks like a transmuted piñata

 

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7th…a stark contrast

 

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8th…the Atomic Fireball school of fashion for mom

 

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9th (halfway there)…trying to channel I Love Lucy with that hemline?

 

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10th…gotta give her credit with the Hula Hoop, but what's with the studded exterior corset (sure as hell can't be a belt, can it?)

 

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11th…a lesser version of the exterior corset combined with a "did you just fart?" look

 

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12th…almost too small to bother but it does support the exterior studded corset theme

 

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13th…if you're going to insist on those belts or whatever worn just under your rib cage, at least get the argyle straight

 

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14th…purple exterior corset this time and a dyed-for-Easter (?) dog all work together given that the skirt has every possible color under the sun

 

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15th…yet another under-the-ribcage contraption

 

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16th…yeah, that's appropriate for a somber commemoration when everyone else is ready for a funeral: show up in turquoise.

 

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17th…the caption, by someone else, says it all

 

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18th and final…I saved what I thought was the best for last. The two women (and I don't think it's a stretch to call them babes) are Euro royalty (one, I believe, is a princess of Spain and the other a princess of Belgium). Talk about keeping oneself in shape and doing so with a real sense of flair/style...and then there's Ms. Obama...

 

[sexman1stclass]

I'm surprised the pictures of her in Target aren't in here

 

[Mr. Daystar]

While I have no love for ANYONE in this administration, her fashion sense, or lack of it, is far from the worst thing you can make fun of, about her. I agree, she looks like a dork/slob/bum/etc., etc., and I thank you for the chuckle, but her character is far more laughable, then her appearance.