Coup in North Korea???

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Any thoughts???

 

[sean miguel]

Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen publicly for a couple of weeks. I think if there were a real indication that a coup had taken place you'd see it with the reaction of China and South Korea in particular.

He could've just gotten a really bad haircut or I should say a worse haircut and is waiting for it to grow out. That or he's just visiting his ****** dear leader and his grandfather the eternal president in the ethereal plane and will back soon to impart their juche wisdom.


Tomorrow is the 69th anniversary of North Korea. If Kim Jong Un doesn't make a public appearance then something is definitely up.

 

[tvstrip]

It's their Independence Day, so yeah, there's no way he can miss that. Love the haircut theory. Or maybe he's hit the gym a little too hard to look good for the holidays and that's where he got the broken ankles.

There's a lot of speculation on who's second in line though. Some are saying his ******, his uncle, or one of his generals.
Not that it's a bad thing, but if it's a quiet coup, that would be one of the most anti-climactic dictatorships in recent history.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you are what you eat then he's been turned into Swiss Cheese hopefully.

 

[MustBeGood]

Kim Jong is here in the USA partying with Dennis Rodman.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Kim Jong is here in the USA partying with Dennis Rodman.

When Dennis Rodman is high he looks like a spider you think might climb up a wall. Jack Haley was worse as a chaperone than he was as a basketball player. Sure not shy about hollering at his Stepford Wife though.

 

[MustBeGood]

When Dennis Rodman is high he looks like a spider you think might climb up a wall. Jack Haley was worse as a chaperone than he was as a basketball player. Sure not shy about hollering at his Stepford Wife though.

Crack me up!

 

[tvstrip]

So he's a no show today. Something is definitely up.
How cool would it be though if his ****** off'd him and took power?

 

[Supafly]

I think it is safe to say that Kim Jong Un is dead by now, or tucked away in prison. Last seen publicly on September 3rd, that is too long, as stated above. National holidays without him, impossible.

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[tvstrip]

National holidays without him, impossible.

You mean, Kim-possible right?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ain't no coup. Kim Jong Un came to America and bought a Coupe De Ville.

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"Looky! Me now Duke Of New York!
A NUMBA ONE!!!"

 

[Supafly]

Kim Jong-un pictures show leader back in action, says North Korea

Kim Jong-un has ended speculation about his grip on power in North Korea with his first public appearance in more than five weeks, albeit aided by a walking stick.

The 31-year-old visited a housing development and energy research institute in the capital, Pyongyang, according to the official KCNA news agency. His party’s official newspaper, the Rodong Sinmun, ran several photographs showing a smiling, gesticulating Kim, accompanied by Hwang Pyong-so, the army’s chief political officer and Kim’s second-in-command, as well as other senior officials.

His first public appearance since 3 September, when he attended a concert in Pyongyang with his wife, appeared to confirm claims that Kim has been unwell.

Dressed in his trademark dark suit, he was pictured walking with the aid of a black cane – lending weight to the theory that he has been receiving treatment for a leg injury or illness that has affected his ability to walk unaided.

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After watching the movie "Dave" several times, I guess that was just some stand-in ******* to fake it so the media and the world moves on

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Thank God he's okay. I was getting worried that we would have someone in charge there that is harder to make fun of.

 

[Supafly]

Given the ****** history... next guy won't be dull, too

Here's *****, the legend

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JUST foubnnd this YouTube channel, a german, translates to : "Voice of Korea"

StimmeKoreas

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If you want your neighbours to worry, watch this **** they post and crank up the volume!!!

Saturday Night Live could not invent this

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Step into Kim Jong Uns golfing shoes and play a round of golf as our Glorious Leader. His ******, Kim Jong Il is famous for getting a hole-in-one on every hole when he used to play. Do you have the skill required to keep up the ****** tradition? This is a realistic simulation of what it is like to play golf as a Glorious Leader.

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Pretty entertaining and kind of challenging.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Step into Kim Jong Uns golfing shoes and play a round of golf as our Glorious Leader. His ******, Kim Jong Il is famous for getting a hole-in-one on every hole when he used to play. Do you have the skill required to keep up the ****** tradition? This is a realistic simulation of what it is like to play golf as a Glorious Leader.

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Pretty entertaining and kind of challenging.

hahahahahahahahahahaha