Could you beat a grizzly in an unarmed fight ? 6% of Americans think they could...

which animals you think you could beat in an hand to paw fight ?

  • A rat

  • A house cat

  • A goose

  • A medium sized dog

  • A large dog

  • A wolf

  • A chimpanzee

  • A kangaroo

  • A gorilla

  • A grizzly bear


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What about you guys ? Which animal do you think you could beat in hand to paw fight ?
(Due to freeones only allowing 10 answers in polls, I took off some of the most stupid answers such as "crocodile", "Elephant, "Lion", etc. I also took off "Eagle 'cause he can't fly so that wouldn't be a fair fight)
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I myself think I do pretty well against a rat, and a goose, I would have my chances against a medium sized dog. But I wouldn't bet on my own chances against a house cat, anyone who've see cats fights knows how vicious they could be...
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I find it amusing that there are people out there that think they can actually go toe to toe with a lion, let alone an elephant. The highest I went was wolf, and that would be a real tough one. Even if I was armed, I would avoid a few animals on that list, mostly from fear, although ethics do play a part. I couldn't shoot an elephant, chimp, or gorilla for any reason other then self preservation. As far as an eagle goes, I think in America, they are actually ALLOWED to kick the shit out of people....it might be in the Constitution.
 
The Canadian Goose is a fucking war machine.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prin...-canadian-goose-battle-photographer-1.5958964
Something poetic about it just minding its own business, but going into literal beast mode when an eagle tried to fuck with it.

Loons are also known to be just as badass:
https://www.nbcboston.com/on-air/as...ieve-loon-killed-bald-eagle-in-maine/2129640/

Do not mess with one in the wild! There's a reason why they're Canada's national birds.
(Sorry Mr. Day, those US rules don't apply to them :) )
 
Huskies, Bulldogs, Bull terriers, and some Rottweilers are classified as "medium" dogs. Not recommended to fight one.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You can shoot a goose or a loon, but you will fry for shooting an eagle. I used to hunt, I know how hard a goose can swing that wing. Fighting certain dogs can be difficult and dangerous, but even though you will get hurt, it's do-able. More so then a big cat, or a primate.
 
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