Facetious
Moderated
About a month ago, my cable tv provider called me at home one night to inform me that I was on the list of those who had not yet requested the new mandatory digital signal receiver units. Anyway, the long and short of it was that I gave the cable tv rep guy the relevant info and 2 days later, just as he had promised, I received a box from UPS.
The following day after receiving this box, I decided, what the hell, I'm going to open it and see what it was that they sent me and just as I anticipated, nothing real exciting.
Now, It was my understanding that if I had failed to connect these digital receivers into my system by a certain date of which had already passed (by about three to four weeks already) I would no longer be able to receive any channel above channel 33.
Guess what ? I never hooked up these new cable tv
provider digital receivers and I still receive every channel just as if nothing ever happened.
Think about that one.
Now for my conspiracy theory :1orglaugh
"They're" using these "special boxes" not for any digital upgrade, they're using these so called "digital receivers" to monitor what it is that we are watching.
They're probably also using them to listen in on our household conversations too ! :shocked: e.g. anti obama, pro 2nd Amendment, any confessions with respect to a member of the household admitting or confessing to discarding an old cell phone in the trash can, anti same sex marriage households, anti immigrant RACIST EXTREMIST daddies, that sorta stuff. :jester:
I'm just kidding ! rest assured ! At ease !
The following day after receiving this box, I decided, what the hell, I'm going to open it and see what it was that they sent me and just as I anticipated, nothing real exciting.
Now, It was my understanding that if I had failed to connect these digital receivers into my system by a certain date of which had already passed (by about three to four weeks already) I would no longer be able to receive any channel above channel 33.
Guess what ? I never hooked up these new cable tv
provider digital receivers and I still receive every channel just as if nothing ever happened.
Think about that one.
Now for my conspiracy theory :1orglaugh
"They're" using these "special boxes" not for any digital upgrade, they're using these so called "digital receivers" to monitor what it is that we are watching.
They're probably also using them to listen in on our household conversations too ! :shocked: e.g. anti obama, pro 2nd Amendment, any confessions with respect to a member of the household admitting or confessing to discarding an old cell phone in the trash can, anti same sex marriage households, anti immigrant RACIST EXTREMIST daddies, that sorta stuff. :jester:
I'm just kidding ! rest assured ! At ease !