Contradictions!

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Why is something "cold as hell" and something else is "hot as hell"?

How can a "fat chance" and a "slim chance" be the same thing?
 
All generalizations are false.

Including that one...

How about the old question: if athletes get Athlete's Foot, do Air ***** pilots get Missile Toe?
if not, why not? Inquiring minds wanna know...and, also answer: what's up with "Jumbo Shrimp", "same difference", and "Military Intelligence" (just to mention a few)...:dunno:
 
If I say my name is Steve, am I not anonymous anymore?

Also, I thought they all used fake name anyway.

I would give myself the name of Al Colick

And I am reminded one time being in a local grocery store they were actually giving sample of ******* free **** with the rest of the samples littered throughout the grocery store. So I told the lady when I drank the hideous tasting crap, So this is a bottle I can take to my current AA meetings and share with the rest of the people there, right?
 
Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway? Howcome in every US state...when you drive north, you are driving north but if you are in New York you are driving upstate?
 
any particular exerts stand out?

Thou shalt not ****...

An eye for an eye.

There are better contradictions for Thou shall not ****,which I'm sure that I'm misquoting it in some way,because I don't have a Bible in front of me at the moment.There are passages that support the loving of one's enemies,then there are some that support the ******* of one's enemies.Again,don't have scripture right in front of me at the moment,but it's there.
 
Thou shalt not ****...

An eye for an eye.

There are better contradictions for Thou shall not ****,which I'm sure that I'm misquoting it in some way,because I don't have a Bible in front of me at the moment.There are passages that support the loving of one's enemies,then there are some that support the ******* of one's enemies.Again,don't have scripture right in front of me at the moment,but it's there.

I get you, there's probably plenty to choose from, it's all down to interpretation isn't it.
 
What's funny is that some of these questions have legitimate answers,but they're too long to go into-and they'd spoil the humor.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.
 
"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." Well, for fuck's sake, what am I supposed to do? Become a mute or something? :dunno:
 
What's funny is that some of these questions have legitimate answers,but they're too long to go into-and they'd spoil the humor.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.

The foundation of this thread doesn't even work out, as someone previously pointed out.

This whole thread a contradiction, or is it a conspiracy?
 
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