Confucius say...

[tittenman]

How so very true that Confucius was.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You forgot, "Man who stand on toilet seat high on pot."

 

[vodkazvictim]

:thumbsup: Thanks!

 

[LukeEl]

He's wiser than Bazooka joe.

 

[coleman_stoops]

Man who fart in church sits in own pew.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Wife who put husband in doghouse may soon find him in cat house.
War not decide who right; war decide who left.

 

[PirateKing]

-Man who run in front of car get tired.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
-It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
-Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
-Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
-Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
-Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
-Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
-Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
-Man who sit on tack get point!
-Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

 

[hedonis]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt **** up with smelly finger.

 

[Red Spyder]

"virginity rike barroon, one plick all gone"

 

[fxcoaching]

Confucius is one of the great philosophers in the history