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[AFA]

How about Dick, and there is one in Washington

 

[member006]

Re: Funniest Nickname For Penis...

One my friends is dating a black dude and she has one of the funniest nicknames for his penis I've ever heard.

MR. GOODBAR

Her reasoning: It's chocolatey and filled with 'nuts'

I was just wondering if anyone else had any other good ones to share.

There was a movie this post reminded me of. Good flick but a bit scary. *shivers*

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076327/

On topic ":rofl:" I'm sure some have been called that.

LL

 

[icerfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

And you won't ... come ... back ... oh, thank you very much! :sing:

 

[member006]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

And you won't ... come ... back ... oh, thank you very much! :sing:

:rofl2: OMG so funny and no I never heard it and no I don't live on another planet everybody. I just don't watch Monty Python.

Here's one back at cha'. It won't let me rep yet.

http://www.besplatne-stvari.com/igre/Zabava/dear_penis/

LL

 

[AFA]

Haha! Here's another vid;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL8FYxtrRj8&mode=related&search=

 

[Magnet]

wick

 

[trickster223]

The one eyed milkman.

 

[icerfan]

:rofl2: OMG so funny and no I never heard it and no I don't live on another planet everybody. I just don't watch Monty Python.

Here's one back at cha'. It won't let me rep yet.

http://www.besplatne-stvari.com/igre/Zabava/dear_penis/

LL

Ahhhhh, I've had that song on my computer for a few years now ... by FAR Rodney's best stuff! :sing:

 

[oberonfoto]

Baby spanner

 

[slowhand]

Here is the new Version of Dear Penis.



http://toilette-humor.com/dear-penis2.html

 

[ow_snap_sam]

didn't even read them all, but here's a few favorites

the hebrew hammer
sgt. slut slayer
the Führer of Fuck

it's amazing what odd coincidences happen between message boards and drunken get-togethers

-dK

 

[Lexx7]

The One Eyed Snake

a goldmine is this song by tom green titled "Pet names for Genetalia"
I don't think I'm allowed to post youtube links, but it can be found there.
(am I alowed to post youtube links?)

 

[Lexx7]

I just found some, so I guess I am
here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8OjGf4Zos

 

[L3ggy]

hot dog....lol

 

[CapnSexy322]

twig and berries
meat and 2 bits
wedding tackle
pope and 2 nuns
the rocket
the 11th finger

 

[jamrak]

why the Banana is still not mentioned?
as well as buncha other fruits and vegetables)

 

[ElStupido]

Pedro!

 

[CapnSexy322]

why the Banana is still not mentioned?
as well as buncha other fruits and vegetables)

Cucumber
gourd
pickle
cactus
banana
carrot

 

[Clarkie25]

girlfriend likes to call it the boomstick.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Manroot.

Even funnier is that I read that one in a series of romance novels...*






*In case you're wondering, I'm female. Not that it matters, but it might explain a few things.