I **** cola. And all pop. Some call it soda, but they're likely retarded, and the ******* of their ******.
Fuck pop. Fuck it in the ass. With a broom stick.
Tea, please.
What a snob.

****. Ever tried Whipped ***** with ****? One of the most recent times I went out to the bar, I was eyeing up the ****** selection at the bar (I love trying new mixes and stuff), and decided on a Whipped and ****. I call it a Whipped ****. It tastes just like vanilla ****, OMG! Yum.
I've never tried it, but thanks for the suggestion! I definitely prefer ****...sweet, carbonated goodness.