christian rock

[emceeemcee]

Suddenly everything felt so alive and felt so much joy like if I was immortal.

Your second thread about immortality.


Clearly you are going through an existential crisis. Living it out on a public forum is a cry for help, subconscious or otherwise.



Avoiding christianity and all those other middle eastern superstitions is a positive first step.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I felt as if it where not me that was playing but Jesus.

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[ThatRedWing]

Why does Jesus always look like Ted Nugent in the movies? Maybe there is something to this christian rock thing. Maybe Jesus wants us to dress in loincloths and shoot things with arrows. Any suggestions on what or who should be first?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Why does Jesus always look like Ted Nugent in the movies? Maybe there is something to this christian rock thing. Maybe Jesus wants us to dress in loincloths and shoot things with arrows. Any suggestions on what or who should be first?

There's some speculation that the image of White Jesus comes from the shroud of Turin which may be the likeness of Jacques de Molay. He was held and ******** by Phillip the Fair, crucified on the door of the Paris Temple and wrapped in a shroud to mock the ceremonies of the Templar order. His *****, sweat and other bodily fluids seeped into the fabric and Christians, specifically Catholics, have been venerating it for eight centuries. And no, I didn't get that from a Dan Brown novel. I got it from the History Channel.

 

[Petra]

Try being named Petra in America...

Petra means "rock" and Petra is a christian "rock" band. Har har fucking har.

I'm so glad I moved somewhere the name is actually common.

 

[squallumz]

Try being named Petra in America...

Petra means "rock" and Petra is a christian "rock" band. Har har fucking har.

I'm so glad I moved somewhere the name is actually common.

you know, i always wondered about that. it kinda worked out for you, didnt it?

 

[BigSwede]

Elvis was the greatest christian rock singer.

 

[Njosnavelin]

I got some christian rock for you right here:

 

[mrtrebus]

No Stryper yet?

Try being named Petra in America...

Petra means "rock" and Petra is a christian "rock" band. Har har fucking har.

I'm so glad I moved somewhere the name is actually common.

The name Petra always makes me think of the late Blue Peter dog. RIP Petra. We will never forget you. . .

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[Njosnavelin]

 

[StanScratch]

Christian rock takes together the greatest of guitar riffs, the heaviest of beats, the most meaningful of lyrics, blends them all together, then filters them all out, leaving behind a bunch of empty calories that leaves absolutely no taste in your mouth.

 

[Rane1071]

I dunno, if the dude likes music (albeit Christian "Rock") there maybe hope for him yet. Slim to none. But some.


Give yourself to the Dark side, Luke .. er I mean, Mathew. Use your pervy feelings, boy.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Does this count as Christian rock? :dunno:

 

[BigSwede]

Does Slayer count?
I mean Tom Araya is a christian.

 

[John_8581]

Hey Gunslingingbird from Peppperland.

I'm surprised there is no John Lennon yet.

"I don't believe in Bible, I don't believe in Jesus," etc., etc....



Otherwise...

:troll:

 

[mindofmindcrime]

I like some Christian rock... such as Demon Hunter, Steve Taylor, Stryper, Flyleaf, POD and Vengeance Rising

 

[Elwood70]

Here's one more ... to give this thread some class!!

Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit In the Sky"

^^ I prefer the Kentucky Headhunters version!

I prefer the John Lee Hooker version; y'know when it was stilled called "Boogie Chillun"...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hey Gunslingingbird from Peppperland.

I'm surprised there is no John Lennon yet.

John Lennon never wrote anything as melodic and poetic as this:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

 

[bustybbwlover]

isn't god/jesus the christian rock? what's with all this shitty music?