Choose Your Own Apocalypse

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I'm a Gaia-hating doomsayer. You're sure the natural world will destroy us, and there's nothing we can do about it. You'll know you're right when: America gets crushed by an asteroid; a new ice age buries us under a glacier.

 

[Lungzyn]

I got:
You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a ****** mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a t o r r e n t of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.

 

[Funkwerkz]

I picked up Canada fails, Mexico fails, NAU (Canada+USA+Mexico), Arab-Israel War and Pax Europa.

My result:
"You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt."

 

[myalt22]

That is Genius. i got Bloodthirsty Misanthrope.

 

[biomech]

I was hoping for maybe a zombie apocalypse, but wrong test.

 

[Neutron66]

Apparently my apocalypse has something to do with loading.

That's all I get from the site.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if that website gave everyone a virus that sparked the beginning of The Apocalypse? DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!

 

[BlueBalls]

Voluntary Human Extinction

 

[Johan]

You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if that website gave everyone a virus that sparked the beginning of The Apocalypse? DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!

No it wouldn’t be funny. We would be the first to go and we probably wold not have made the correlation between freeones and the virus when we members died.

Now if we had a virus that wiped out homo sapiens and freeones members were the LAST to go……now that would be hilarious!

 

[Kingfisher]

Hello, where the hell is the Zombie Uprising button??
I also thought it was curious how they think Haliburton is a mercenary army.

 

[Red Spyder]

I got: you are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a ****** mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a ******* of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.

But where is the zombie apocalypse? Or maybe something like Fallout 3.

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

Thats kind of a stupid survey. Everyone knows that its gonna be a zombie apocolypse.