Cheesy Pickup Lines

[thebear247]

from you from tennesse cus your the only ten i see

 

[Ember Reigns]

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-Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
-Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
-Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
-Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
-My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
-Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
-I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
-Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
-You are so hot you make the windows fog.

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My favorite is going to be the "Do you want to go have some pizza and fuck? (and when the girl says no you say) oh, so you don't like Pizza?" LOL

 

[Xombie3000]

"You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!"

 

[redpaint]

Am i the only one that does a mating call sounds just like a tiger it worked once.

 

[skechers]

Baby, life without you is like a pencil without lead. Pointless.


Hi, I'm Maverick. Ummm, that's my call-sign.

 

[Skyraider22]

I have always liked "Girl you must be tired cause you have been running though my mind all day.:rofl:

 

[lurkingdirk]

i like this one particularly:

Does this rag smell like ********** to you?

 

[Deepcover]

"Oh have you ever been to India before? Cause maybe I can get it into ya" :jester:

 

[MustBeGood]

Do fries come with that shake?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

"Looks like your mate fancies my mate, so I guess I'm stuck with you."

"You're not too sweaty for a fat bird."

"Even though you smell of ****.... I still would."

 

[Miette]

How To Respond To Pickup Lines

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”

Totally gonna use a couple of these! Top one's my fav.