Cheesy Pickup Lines

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-Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
-Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
-Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
-Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
-My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
-Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
-I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
-Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
-You are so hot you make the windows fog.

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[sequtor1304]

I'm wondering how many people have shot themselves down using those over the years?

 

[Juiceman]

Roses are red Violets are blue...wanna Fuck??? this works for me.hehehhe

 

[i_love_panties]

Girl i know you must be tired cause' you've been running through my mind all day!

 

[coolbeers]

my favorite is nice shoes, wanna fuck?

50 % of the time it works everytime.:thumbsup:

 

[senob44]

I usually just show them my organ.




It's a Wurlitzer.

 

[slowhand]

I like this one.

-Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle

 

[bigbadbrody]

go up to a girl and say "i'll bet you a million dollars you wont go home with me"

 

[D-rock]

“Cheesy pickup lines” is a redundant term.

 

[dave_rhino]

Ok, not cheesy, but still great:

"Hi, what's your name?"
"_____"
"Oh hi ____ my name is Dave"

"Hey, you know what's wierd, I knew two other people called (Her name) and Dave. They both met in a bar just like this one night and got chatting. They didn't go back to Daves for a one night stand, and the next day they both died in seperate accidents.... Makes you think, doesn't it?"

 

[L3ggy]

"The only remaining Sample Is In Your Body, I Want It, Now!"

 

[panasynce70uk]

Do you like beef?

Well suck my cock because it's dripping.

 

[l.t.21378]

Do you like beef?

Well suck my cock because it's dripping.

LOL:rofl:

 

[Namja]

> I'm a sex pirate and I'm here for your booty... arg!
> Damn baby... all those curves and me with no brakes!
> How much does a polar bear weigh... enough to break the ice.

 

[jibbijib]

>"Hey, your fly's undone"
>"What are you wearing?! You should take it off, it does nothing for your figure!"
>"Can I borrow your cellphone for a sec, gotta make an emergency call" (call your own number and answer it) "Thanks alot, here's your phone back"
>Or
>"Can I borrow blah blah blah" call own number, answer "Hello? Oh hey, one sec. [look at her] It's for you" Take it from there
>"This is a really, cheesy pickup line"
>"I noticed you staring at me... It's kinda creeping me out... Why don't you just up and ask me out on a date? Or you can just continue to undress me with your eyes."
>"Hey do you know what time it is? Good, cuz I don't really care, I just wanted to talk to you"
>"WOAH, stop right there!" "What?" "You have a huge booger hanging out of your nose" She goes to grab at her nose "No I dont!" "Ewwww, don't pick your nose, that's gross!"

 

[i_love_panties]

How To Respond To Pickup Lines

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”

 

[PantyLover]

Thanks for sharing these!

 

[i_love_panties]

Thanks for sharing these!

Well...well, looks like my ******* just joined Free Ones :nanner:

 

[jason43506]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
does your monkey want my bannana?
do you want a hot beef *********?
i got some meat for your taco.

i`ve got slapped for using theese

 

[growler_nine]

Do you fancy coming in for a stiff one