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Celebrity Masturbation

I don't think I've ever climaxed to any non-porn movie but I have definetly stroked to:

Herbie: Fully Loaded
Crazy/Beautiful
Heartbreakers

Oops! Sorry I posted this on the wrong board, something about non-porn movies. Anyway sooo...

Celebs I have masturbated to (not including pornstars) :

Milla Jovovich
Amanda Bynes
Natalie Portman
Mariah Carey
Jenna Elfman

and probly some more..
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

I really don't go for the bodies of any actresses/celebrities at all.
I guess I really don't see all that charisma as the US media presents about them.

There are so many unknown models out there that are far more attractive.
I'll take a picture of the common girl next door, fully clothed, over the "celebrity skin" on just about any day.

Give me a glamour shot of an unknown model and it's far, far better.
But that's just me.
I agree. I could care less about actresses.
 

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The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

I could care less about actresses.

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.

I got it before you even started trying to explain it. Sometimes things are better left un-explained lol. :rolleyes:
 
celebrities masturbate to my picture
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.
I haven't had my third cup of coffee yet. :rolleyes:
 
jessica alba all day 24/7

Once upon a time my package started to get sore from all the wanking I did over Jessica. I had to cut back on the amount of times I molested myself when thinking of Jessica lol. She is still in the lead though, by a mile, with the title of the woman I have masturbated to the most and she wont be beaten.
 
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