Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Jerry Springer came into a sports bar I worked the door at. He was with a lady who looked more management than mistress. I shook his hand and said something to him before I let go of my grip. I said, "Jerry, get me outta here! I can work security for you! I'm good at it! No one pulls shit in here that I don't allow!" After I let go I told him me and my girlfriend watch his show all the time. No job for me but Jerry was a great sport allowing me to perspire all over him. RIP to Mr Springer, a boss I wish I could have had.