CDC Believes in the Zombie Apocalypse...

[Automate]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress

 

[Justanothergirl]

Great way to get publicity and get people to actually read the article!

 

[Rane1071]

It's going to happen, eventually.

My zombie rig includes:

- a Bushmaster M4A2 with night scope
- a pair of Glock 23's
- and a Remington 870 12ga for close encounters.

And of course ammo... lots of ammo.

The guns sound great. But what about the old baseball bat or chainsaw? We have to be creative. How else are you going to win "Zombie Kill of the Week".?

 

[Kingfisher]

The guns sound great. But what about the old baseball bat or chainsaw? We have to be creative. How else are you going to win "Zombie Kill of the Week".?

In this modern age, why would you use wood and aluminum bats? Step up to 2011...

http://www.coldsteel.com/brooklynsmasher.html

Plus, you can drill through them, and put in bolts, lag bolts, anything your sick little mind can come up with.

 

[Rane1071]

In this modern age, why would you use wood and aluminum bats? Step up to 2011...

http://www.coldsteel.com/brooklynsmasher.html

Plus, you can drill through them, and put in bolts, lag bolts, anything your sick little mind can come up with.

Excellent. Now that's what I'm talking about.

 

[yoicham]

In this modern age, why would you use wood and aluminum bats? Step up to 2011...

http://www.coldsteel.com/brooklynsmasher.html

Plus, you can drill through them, and put in bolts, lag bolts, anything your sick little mind can come up with.

I wasn't too impressed with the video. This impresses me more: http://www.coldsteel.com/japanimperial.html

 

[afterlights]

btw, everyone stocking up with guns are gonna be ringing the diner bell everytime they fire it. try a crowbar, katana, and firstaid kits, food rations, the quiet and deadly. not the loud and dead :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Isn't there a kind of serrated garrote?

 

[Kingfisher]

Isn't there a kind of serrated garrote?

Isn't that called a chainsaw with titanium chain and an exhaust muffler?

 

[Danglyparts]

Isn't there a kind of serrated garrote?

and you want to be that close to the zombie because...?
seriously if you want gory, try a landmine and watching it from a distance. a very very long distance.

btw, everyone who digs the chainsaw, stick with the katana: no gas, no noise, hardly any weight, concealable, should i say more? the japanese katana (or samurai sword) is recorded to be easily able to slice through a human torso without too much effort, so it's easily comparible to the chainsaw, and the lack of the serrated edge keeps it from being able to catch on anything, unlike the chainsaw

 

[yoicham]

btw, everyone who digs the chainsaw, stick with the katana: no gas, no noise, hardly any weight, concealable, should i say more? the japanese katana (or samurai sword) is recorded to be easily able to slice through a human torso without too much effort, so it's easily comparible to the chainsaw, and the lack of the serrated edge keeps it from being able to catch on anything, unlike the chainsaw

And that is the most important thing since we all know the best way to stop zombies is by cutting off their heads.

 

[Danglyparts]

And that is the most important thing since we all know the best way to stop zombies is by cutting off their heads.

i've done my research, payed my (zombie) dues you guys got your houses zombie proofed? :tongue:

 

[afterlights]

and you want to be that close to the zombie because...?

A garrote or a katana is still close-quarters combat. Just thinking of ways to remove the head quietly.

 

[Jane Burgess]

If I die, I want to die fighting zombies.

 

[D-rock]

I think with the couple of generations we have now that have watched zombie movies and have played video games we are well prepared for any zombie apocalypse.

Before, that would have been a really worrisome thing, but now we got a whole bunch of people that have been trained since childhood and have been conditioned to be ready to kick zombie ass.