caught masturbating

If he's a douchebag for sticking a finger in his bum, well then I guess that makes BlueBalls a douchebag as well.
 
Pfft. I've jerked off at every job I've had so far. Not a big deal. Though the mortician didn't seem to appreciate it. Then there was the "special sauce" incident at Hooters.
 
Pfft. I've jerked off at every job I've had so far. Not a big deal. Though the mortician didn't seem to appreciate it. Then there was the "special sauce" incident at Hooters.
Why not work at a sperm bank? Problem solved.
 
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