Carpet
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Yeah, throw the fucking black light out. Well, that or stop ejaculating on the carpet... you sick freak!
If you use a black light in BlueBalls' room it looks like a planetarium. It's actually pretty neat seeing all the constellations all over the walls and the ceiling.
Fire. Fire will solve all your problems.
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Being cheep eh? Those $5 cleaners don't have the proper enzymes/surfactants in it...just watered down BS... Go up 5-6 notches and get a damn machine...also IMO...way too much information....
Facetious
Moderated
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..Make sure that the machine is a hot water spray/extraction designed machine... something like a Rug Doctor, those Red Colored machines that are often rented at various retail stores, those things pick up the ****! You'll be astonished to see what the recovered detergent/water solution looks like when you go to dump the 2 gallon recovery tank... particularly if you're dumping into a white colored basin..!:eek:
..If you decide to go this route of cleaning, it'll cost you about $40 in total for the 24 hr. rental and the detergent concentrate. Don't buy the Rug Dr. brand of detergent located at the point of rental because it's really pricey and it didn't work as well as the ''Zep'' brand available at Home ''Repo''. I always make an additional pass over the cleaned carpet with the machine in the vacuum only mode... your carpet will dry much quicker this way.
I bought my Rug Doc ''WIDE" machine about ten years ago and I use it regularly and only in my residence... I'm pleased to say that it works as good as the day I bought it. :nanner:
WAY Too Much Info, huh? :tongue: :1orglaugh
But it's fucking freeones.
Why...why would a Porno shop have carpet cleaner? Especially heavy duty?
"Here you go sir. Edward Dildohands, and a heavy duty carpet cleaner just in case you slaughter an ****** during the movie."
It was a joke.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
:1orglaugh
RealMenSwallow
Closed Account
Buy a dog, or a cat, they like to lick carpets clean.
No it wasn't.
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Or tiles. Just don't invest in granite...it sucks up nearly every type of fluid spilled on it unless you clean it up right away. I **** my granite floor...
