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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Damn, no hotties in the entire room.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Narrator: We have hear a very rare sighting of the Fundamentalist Polar Bear, which lately has grown in number thanks to increasing Tea Party gatherings and Sarah Palin appearances. Almost driven to extinction by man's tragic ability to read, the Fundamentalist Polar Bear has once again risen from almost certain extinction, being one of the few species which is able to proliferate thanks to inbreeding.
 
If I sit here, causally, pretending nothing is wrong, no one will ask me why I'm in a costume. Later, I will burn this hotel down. Clearly my plan is coming together.
 
Since Conan was fired from the Tonight Show, the Masturbating Bear has to resort to attending conventions to masturbate in public.
 

Jordan Lynn

Verified Babe
Official Checked Star Member
Billy was relieved to see that, while probably inappropriate in the grand scheme of things, he did not stand alone in his decision to wear white after Labor Day.

~Jordan~
 
Cant think of anything particularly witty but here goes...Pedo bear goes undercover to attend a GILF convention!
 
well he is not hunting, cuz i can see his nose, so the old ladies should be safe for now
 
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