Can You Out-Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum?

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Girls Can't Wrestle
I think I can because I Tom Arnold'd him once at the gym asking if he could sign something then rushing in overjoyed the next day presenting my copy of Death Wish running off at the mouth at how good he was as Freak #1 also trying to get him to contact Larry Fishburne, who he was in Deep Cover with, to sign my Death Wish 2 DVD. I never caught up with Larry Fishburne but I got word his ******** sucks cocks like they're going outta style.

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Grilled Cheese. Fries instead of fresh fruit and iced tea... Thank you. But wait..."


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