Can you Forgive a Man who cut off your dick by Accident?
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I have one simple question... how can your castrated friend masturbate to the videos of his ex-wife getting fucked, when he doesn't even have a dick to masturbate with?
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I have one simple question... how can your castrated friend masturbate to the videos of his ex-wife getting fucked, when he doesn't even have a dick to masturbate with?
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He has a point. I demand answers.
This may be your finest post to date. Allow me to point out a couple of things in your story that are clearly not true.
No, they didn't. There was a single man from Arizona that won, and a couple from Michigan named Mark and Cindy Hill, who have been married for 18 years.
Honestly, I don't know what you think you're accomplishing with these threads, but I guess they're a good read. Knock yourself out.
So, basically he stopped the machine and climbed in (belly first) to retrieve his phone
Not possible. There is no vertical slicing machine used in the production of butter that is large enough to climb in to without removing side panels, thereby disabling the machine.
SLICED HIS DICK RIGHT OFF TO THE BALLS!!
How could this possibly happen? Did he take his pants and underwear off prior to entering the machine? There is no possible way that a vertical cutter could come straight down and cut off anyone's penis and balls while they have pants on. It would certainly damage said penis, but unless he was wearing track pants and was fully erect, it wouldn't even cut off the tip. Just cut lengthwise.
Now 5 years later, unemployed castrated and bitter. He is contacted by workmate x, the person who accidently sliced off his manhood and finds out his GORGEOUS ex-wife (who was virgin at the time of marriage) had left him for this bastard. For 5 long years, and he didn't know!!!They both now are asking my buddy for his blessing to get married. So basically the guy who cut off my friend's cock has also taken away the virginity of his ex-wife, whom he never got a chance to fuck. :crying:
So, they were married, but he never had sex with her? Did he have to run to work the second they got married, and so didn't have a honeymoon? What's the story here? They got married, never had sex, he got his dick chopped off? Doesn't add up.
About 2 weeks ago, my castrated friend broked into his workmates house
Why? Why would he break into his house if he didn't expect to find the things you said he would find? That's just plain stupid. And against the law.
There were videos up to 9 hours long
9 hours, hey? That's quite the sex session.
cumming at least four times.
Four times in nine hours? Not very good, actually. Cuming once less than every other hour would make it hard to keep her motivated to keep going.
the thick man meat
Ahh, there it is. The love of the big cock comes out again.
as my friend masturbated to it.
Hang on, here. Your friend who has absolutely no cock and balls left, masturbated to the video he stole of his virgin ex-wife banging the man who cut off his junk? There are many layers of "What the fuck is wrong with you" in this statement.
Not to mention every video, she farted tons of pussy fart - that naughty BWARRRRRRP sound as the air is forced out of a cunt by a big cock
I didn't know you spelled it BWARRRRRRP
The worse videos where the ones, where his ex-wife humiliated his non-existent cock as they were both fucking. Her hair pulled back violently by Workmate X, as she was screaming 'You're so much bigger than my ex-husband, his cock was like a dogs dick small and pointy when he still had one!" "you're so much better!!"
But, earlier you said she was a virgin. I'm so confused. And do you really believe any woman actually screams out like that during sex? Further, was this during the 9 hour sex tape? If she screamed for 9 hours, I'm going to go ahead and say she likely didn't have much of a voice left at the end.
And she cums every SINGLE time they fuck,
No, she doesn't. No woman cums every single time they fuck, that's just the way it is.
P.S oh, and they've also just won the 500$$ Million powerball jackpot and are the richest person in the city. Maybe that would make your decision easier :angels:
No, they didn't. There was a single man from Arizona that won, and a couple from Michigan named Mark and Cindy Hill, who have been married for 18 years.
Honestly, I don't know what you think you're accomplishing with these threads, but I guess they're a good read. Knock yourself out.
double post
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Teal deer. I'll bet the story is about yet *ANOTHER* one of this guy's small dick friends who gets into some zany small-dick capers and it results in him being humiliated for having a small dick. Add to that the plot twist that the humiliation was done by some guy with a dick the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's leg, and that's the gist of the story. Am I close?
This shit is getting as old as sir_fartsalot's god damned spam threads, Sam's incessant bullshit, or a myriad of other annoyances on the board. How did I forget to nominate this guy for Asshat of the Year?
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Teal deer. I'll bet the story is about yet *ANOTHER* one of this guy's small dick friends who gets into some zany small-dick capers and it results in him being humiliated for having a small dick. Add to that the plot twist that the humiliation was done by some guy with a dick the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's leg, and that's the gist of the story. Am I close?
This shit is getting as old as sir_fartsalot's god damned spam threads, Sam's incessant bullshit, or a myriad of other annoyances on the board. How did I forget to nominate this guy for Asshat of the Year?
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:ban:I have one simple question... how can your castrated friend masturbate to the videos of his ex-wife getting fucked, when he doesn't even have a dick to masturbate with?
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Sorry, dude. It's the truth.
Obviously this guy's threads are bullshit so why the need to even point that out? I say play along.
They definitely have their comedic value. And what else is there to talk about?
They definitely have their comedic value. And what else is there to talk about?
Then my wife is the exception. If everything we've done hasn't done the trick then she will get on top of me and make sure she cums before we're through. She's not going out like that.
I have some bad news for you...
Okay, now I'm just being a jerk. Perhaps your wife is the exception. My wife is very orgasmic, and it doesn't happen for her every time. That has also been my experience with other women. I have no insecurities about my abilities, and even when it happens that she doesn't cum, she's had fun.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
It wouldn't be as bad if every single thread didn't involve zdenka mentioning his love of sausage and how people with small weenies will never satisfy women and cuckolded marriages, but they do. Every single one.
You have a wife?! :eek:
I am not kidding. She's not coy when it comes to this. If need be, I will lay there like a human dildo until she gets off.
That's prob why she puts up with alot of my shit.
That's prob why she puts up with alot of my shit.
You have a wife?! :eek:
Just ask gunslingingbird.
I can attest to that.
What's a woman?
GodsEmbryo
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I have one simple question... how can your castrated friend masturbate to the videos of his ex-wife getting fucked, when he doesn't even have a dick to masturbate with?
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Busted
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