Can I Send Him A Text Message?

[GregCentauro]

 

[raychik]

What is that ad doing there? People in Brooklyn don't have cellphones

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

nice, like it . want one

 

[feller469]

so heaven is included in the 4G coverage?

 

[PretoDragao]

"We support all major brands" - Fucking genius :1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

- "Hel-hello Allah? Yeah I can't pray long there's a line but I'd just like to say you're doing a great job and..."
- "Hurry the fuck up! Some people got tickets for the game out here!!!"
- "Shut the hell up asshole, wait your turn!"

 

[jasonk282]

God, can you hear me now?

 

[tittenman]

Sad demise of the churches mosques and synagogues. Or could be their invention?

 

[hillhopper]

When you've sinned so badly you can't wait to confess, everything these days is about instant gratification!

 

[Galactic]

I've a few things to say.......

 

[freeoneskutti]

dude.... that's..... nevermind!