Can a woman named "Mercedes" ever be not hot?

[sean miguel]

Or any woman who shares a name with a car. It's like some kind of universal law of nature or something.

Maybe the exception would be Edsel. I'm sure Edsel is a good woman though.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Mercedes Ruhl is well past her expiration date.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I had a crush on a girl named Mercedes in the 10th Grade. When I got the guts to tell my dad about her he didn’t exactly look at me like I won a classy German vehicle. I remember him telling me, “Watch out for those kind. You can get them pregnant by shaking hands with them.” Maybe that’s why teenage girls named Mercedes give up the butt to protect their virginity which keeps them from walking around the house in an oversized sweatshirt in the middle of July.

 

[Torre82]

Son, yer forgettin' one very important thing ~ is this a G_d-given name, or did she choose it?
If I had a dollar for every 'Peaches', 'Trinity', 'Hope', etc... stripper names are so cliche, sir.
Pornstar names twice over.

 

[sean miguel]

no, I meant given name at birth. Any hot stripper can dub themselves "Mercedes" or "Porsche."

Even a woman named Vega would probably be latina and pretty damn hot.

 

[love_tha_sweet]

I haven't found one yet that's not smoking hot and drops the panties on the regular.

Only negative is every damn girl named after a car is crazy to another level.

 

[smithus]

They always are for sure

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Sasha Banks' real name is Mercedes. She's kinda cute, but once you've seen that hairline you can't unsee it.

 

[tvstrip]

Funny how it depends on the car name.

I find it hard to believe you will find a wholesome girl named "Hummer".

 

[Rey C.]

Mercedes Ruhl is well past her expiration date.

Was never hot straight off the assembly line. Might have been the prettiest girl in her family. But that just means she had some ugly ass relatives.

 

[Torre82]

Was never hot straight off the assembly line. Might have been the prettiest girl in her family. But that just means she had some ugly ass relatives.

Cue some guy saying "There is no ugly pussy, tho."
Then some other guy with a jpg that makes you impotent for a few hours. Or really, really stiff, for some reason...
Slumming it with some shameful chicks.. honestly the best sex I've ever had is with trailer types.
Of course, there is that whole STD thing that reminds me of the bad choices I've made.
But hey, once you have it.. and they have it..

*cough* Anyway. Infected, nasty pussy is good stuff.
...
*ponders my life choices*
..so.. yeah.