Camera men chatting during sex scenes.

[efeezy]

Just a rant here, but I **** these camera guys who insist on talking during or more notably after the sex. It's mainly prevalent on made for internet videos, but I don't want to hear the camera man ask the chick how she feels after the dude just blew a load on her face. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this, but it really makes for a bad ending to otherwise good fuck vid.

 

[SimonMK]

I just want to hear dirty words or moans not a question or a discussion. It is annoying.

 

[rian_evilclown]

bangbros is the worst at this, that cameraq guy realy needs to learn to shut the fuck up... which is a shame cos most of the banhbros girls are fucking stunning!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I agree that talking cameramen need to go. I'm sick of hearing some Steve-O wannabe yelling out "YEEEEAH DUUUUDE" during a cumshot scene.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

The worst is when they shout "You Da MAN!" during g/g videos.

 

[senob44]

I once saw a vid where the cameraman was giving a fucking play-by-play. He would say things like: "Now she's gonna suck his dick!" and "He's in there baby!" and "Fuck her good!" It was hilarious, and as a consequence, not good jacking material.

 

[sputnikgirl]

The worst I saw was a cheap dvd where a phone rang, and you could see the guy in the background pick up the phone and start talking, while two girls were eating each other on top of a table.

 

[dave_rhino]

Like Bangbros. When will they learn we aren't watching it for them? We are watching it for the women...

 

[squallumz]

usually it is lame. but i do love hearing a girls commentary on the aftermath of the sex (be it a facial or creampie or whatever) as long as they arent doing that **** chef spoke of and being stupid, eh.

 

[SimonMK]

I never had problems with commentaries from the girls in those bonus features, they can be very entertaining, it just bother me when they are talking and then they show a 5 seconds clip of her dancing/striping and goes back to her commentary. I just want to watch her talk, if I want to watch her strip or dance I will watch a separate movie.

But I also have no problem hearing them say something after the sex scene.

I just can't stand hearing the male actor, cameraman or spectators (sex party) screaming and talking. I don't even want to hear the guy to moan... I just want to hear the softer and sexual voice of the girls.

 

[slowhand]

I say less talk and more sex.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think it would be funny if they made a movie that had actual commentators, like in a booth and everything.

Bob: Welcome back folks. Here we are, 7 minutes into the contest and things seem like they are about to pick up.
Lenny: My God Bob, she's pulling up her skirt.
Bob: That she is Lenny. She leads the league in panty flashes this year and has been known to tease quuuuuite a bit throughout her all-star career.
Lenny: Good point my friend. She has been an excellent competitor and has never been known to disappoint. Wait...what's this? It appears as if she...yes, YES, she's actually removing the panties Bob!
Bob: FOLKS, I hope you have your Tivo's set to record, because this is hall of fame material right here. HALL...OF...FAME!!!
Lenny: OOOOOOOOOH, OOH OOOOOOH MY GOD, are you seeing this? ARE...YOU...SEEING THIS? She's got NO hair Bob, no hair at all!
Bob: I hope my wife is watching and taking notes Lenny. This is ab-so-lutely incredible! I've never seen anything like this! Folks, I hope you stay with us for the long run. We have to take a quick commercial break, but we will be back with more Teen Twat Inspectors 4 after a word from our sponsor.

 

[hedonis]

It's totally distracting. Another example of why current porn is bad.

H

 

[McNab]

The first porn tape I saw had a camera guy saying things like, "Lift your leg up more, stuck your bum out, turn to the right, grab his balls..."

Christ, it was like an audio description. I wonder if anyone ever did that, an audio description for a blind persons porn DVD.

 

[Torre82]

I always liked the ALS Scan commentary. The guy asks her questions about her age, where she lives.. her first sexual experiences, etc. Then he tells her to get started.. and he's quiet until the end of the tape where he usually asks her how was it, will you be coming back for some more orgasmic fun, etc.

I like it like that. Play by play and cheering on the sex? Bullsh!t.