Butt Naked Championship Wrestling

[Dick Hardly]

(...using the term "wrestling" very loosely)

How would you book the following card? Only run-ins or outside involvement from other babes are accepted.

MAIN EVENT -- BUTT NAKED IRON-WOMAN MATCH
Veronica Zemanova vs. Zdenka Podkapova

12-INCH DILDO-ON-A-GREASED-POLE MATCH
Briana Banks vs. Catalina Cruz

TAG TEAM JELL-O ACTION
Sandee Westgate & Lorissa McComas
vs. Chloe Jones & Crissy M

VIBRATOR SUBMISSION MATCH
Amber Michaels vs. Barbie Griffin

TEAM BUNNY VS. TEAM HARDCORE
Dalene Kurtis, Shae Marks & Alley Baggett
vs. Sky Lopez, Sylvia Saint & Gina Lynn

RETIREMENT MATCH
Krystal Steal vs. Jenna Jameson

TAG TEAM ACTION
Akira Lane & Francine Dee
vs. Kyla Cole & Kelly Madison

THREE-WAY ACTION
Sunny Leone vs. Aria Giovanni vs. Asia Carrera

Have fun... obviously not as much fun as watching this would be.

 

[mike_84]

12-INCH DILDO-ON-A-GREASED-POLE MATCH
Briana Banks vs. Catalina Cruz

RETIREMENT MATCH
Krystal Steal vs. Jenna Jameson

lol :laugh:

 

[StratusLover18]

dude I would buy that wrestling card in a second

 

[Johan]

MAIN EVENT -- ULTIMATE FUCKING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Briana Banks (Ger. representing Europe) VS Tera Patrick (Representing USA)

RETIREMENT MATCH
Silvia Saint VS Jenna Jameson

TEAM "NO LIMIT" VS. TEAM "NO FUCK"
Hannah Harper, Rita Faltoyano, Jenna Haze & Savanna Samson
Zdendka Podkapova, Aria Giovanni, Sunny Leone, Veronica Zemanova

I will add more later.

 

[spiceworld]

MILF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Vicky Vette vs Ava Devine

 

[juballs]

undercard....


emma v.s kenpo

 

[jod0565]

undercard....


emma v.s kenpo

Sorry, don't want to see them butt naked.
Remind me to neg rep you for the bad visual. j/k hehe

 

[siliconebrian]

No ANAL Limits match
Taylor Rain vs Teagan Prestley

Ultimate Gag title match
Briana Banks vs Bridgette Kerkove

 

[Tucker]

funny stuff

 

[om3ga]

"Boobs in a cell" match:

Linsey Dawn McKenzie vs. Kerry Marie vs. Sierra vs. Brandy Taylor

NO HOLDS BARRED....

 

[D-rock]

"Boobs in a cell" match:

Linsey Dawn McKenzie vs. Kerry Marie vs. Sierra vs. Brandy Taylor

NO HOLDS BARRED....

lol When I first read that I thought you said "no holes barred".

 

[om3ga]

lol When I first read that I thought you said "no holes barred".

I repped you for that one - can't get the thought out of my mind... :rofl:

 

[ftby280]

Can I be the ref?

 

[D-rock]

Can I be the ref?

If you are the referee how much would it take for one of the girls to bribe you?

 

[Soulwolf]

Hm... some of you guys have way too much time to come up with stuff like that. Thank God!!! lol

 

[Chrisman5000]

WWE Nude Mania

Feb. 14/06

Staples Centre LA

ME

4 Way Iron Women
(Most Descions in an hour)
Kim Kvill (Dream HS GF) v. Kristi Myst (Dream Porn Star GF) v. Jennifer Parkin (Prime) (Dream Work GF) v. Sunny (Prime) (Dream Wrestiling GF)

Teacher v. Student dildo on a pole elimination match

Jan Cowie (My Gr. 12 Science Teacher) v. The 3 casts of Lesbian Cheerleader Squad

Kristy Swanson v. Jamie Pressly

Aurora Snow v. Allysin Chaines

Katie Morgan v. Jenna Jameson

Amy Weber v. Michelle McCool (before Jillian Hall Birthmark.)

Jenna Haze v. Cameron Caine

Torrie Wilson v. Stacey Keibler V. Spice (one of the old nitro girls dancing troupe) Oil wrestling

All the American Pie Girls, excluding Stiff's Mom, in a Rock's pie eating contest, ala Diva Search '04

Pamela Anderson (Prime) v. Jenny McCarthy

Tea Leoni v. Cynthia Watros (The GF off Titus)

And the opener

Lexi Marie v. Denise Richards (Prime)

 

[Chrisman5000]

WWE Nude Mania

Feb. 14/06

Staples Centre LA

ME

4 Way Iron Women
(Most Descions in an hour)
Kim Kvill (Dream HS GF) v. Kristi Myst (Dream Porn Star GF) v. Jennifer Parkin (Prime) (Dream Work GF) v. Sunny (Prime) (Dream Wrestiling GF)

Teacher v. Student dildo on a pole elimination match

Jan Cowie (My Gr. 12 Science Teacher) v. The 3 casts of Lesbian Cheerleader Squad

Kristy Swanson v. Jamie Pressly

Aurora Snow v. Allysin Chaines

Katie Morgan v. Jenna Jameson

Amy Weber v. Michelle McCool (before Jillian Hall Birthmark.)

Jenna Haze v. Cameron Caine

Torrie Wilson v. Stacey Keibler V. Spice (one of the old nitro girls dancing troupe) Oil wrestling

All the American Pie Girls, excluding Stiff's Mom, in a Rock's pie eating contest, ala Diva Search '04

Pamela Anderson (Prime) v. Jenny McCarthy

Tea Leoni v. Cynthia Watros (The GF off Titus)

And the opener

Lexi Marie v. Denise Richards (Prime)

 

[carmichael]

Main Event - Devon Michaels vs Nina Mercedez

Big Tit Blonde Tag Team Championship - Tanya Danielle & April Arikssen vs
Puma Swede & Adara Michaels

Big Tit Asian Tag Team Championship - Francine Dee & Teanna Kai vs
Mimi Miyagi & LeAnna Scott

Playboy Playmate Steel Cage Match - Jennifer Walcott vs Christi Shake

Big Tit Soul Sister Lingerie Match - Dominique Simone vs Barocca

Special Celebrity Match - Pamela Anderson vs Traci Bingham

Also on the card:
Julia Ann vs Summer Cummings
Lorissa McComas vs Tylene Buck
Melyssa Ford vs Lizette Bordeaux

 

[fly69]

Go Brianna

 

[panther]

REVERSE COWGIRL RIDING EVENT
Lexi Marie/Lanny Barbie