ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
...Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
But in seriousness, am I happy? Nope. Why am I still here? Good question. Maybe I really want that t-shirt, maybe it's because them damn bitches took my gun. Maybe its because I need that t-shirt so I can be buried in something fancy.
:dunno:
You can have my t-shirt if you don't want to wait for it. It's got a fairly large semen stain near the left shoulder and it's been sitting in my hamper for about 3 months so the stain has gotten pretty yellow, but...it's yours if you want it. :dunno: