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Busty City
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sputnikgirl
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As you command, Sputmistress.
Just pleeeease don't make me wear a studded collar and eat from doggie dish!
With utmost obsequiosness, A Bitch
I have a special place in my basement for bitches like you.:nannerf2:
Just one night??
Yes! With busty naked roller skaters as tour guides
69?
Maybe this is a decision for Tunsty's SU ("seedy-underbelly") Dept? Along with graft and extortion, fleecing gamblers figures to be a major source of revenue.
[....heads off to Sputnik's newest emporium for a tat, a piercing, and an unnecessary root canal....with a basement chaser....*woof woof*
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sputnikgirl
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[....heads off to Sputnik's newest emporium for a tat, a piercing, and an unnecessary root canal....with a basement chaser....*woof woof*
I can already see a VIP membership in your future...with all your patronage, I think I can have the sign out front gold-plated. :rofl:
May I suggest “Quiznos”
OMG you were totally reading my thoughts. Quiznos it will be, and all of the Subway Lovers are ****** from my Quiznos.
LL, you can have Quiznos Subs on the house 24 hours a day 7 days a week
MenaSlots will have a Starbucks and a.. I dunno, Chock Full O Nuts NY in opposing feet, ground level.
The parking garage will be a handbag that looked like she's been shoppin' on Rodeo Drive. Smoking and ******** are legal in all areas of MenaSlots. If ya dont like it, for frick's sake go back to SoCal and ***** yer Noni Juice while jogging ten more laps! Smoking in this town doesnt smell at all, doesnt give ya iron lung.. and all the drinkin' ***** has been filtered enough so that the fewer toxins = less spewin' toxins! GUA HA HEEE!
The parking garage will be a handbag that looked like she's been shoppin' on Rodeo Drive. Smoking and ******** are legal in all areas of MenaSlots. If ya dont like it, for frick's sake go back to SoCal and ***** yer Noni Juice while jogging ten more laps! Smoking in this town doesnt smell at all, doesnt give ya iron lung.. and all the drinkin' ***** has been filtered enough so that the fewer toxins = less spewin' toxins! GUA HA HEEE!
Yep, no second hand smoke at all. It just doesn't exist. But a huge ass ski resort with only bad ass back bowls does. Free ski rentals too. Actually, free skis for everyone. And yes, boots and poles are included. Snowboards too. You can't hop onto the ski lift unless your BAC is .08 or above, though.
member006
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OMG you were totally reading my thoughts. Quiznos it will be, and all of the Subway Lovers are ****** from my Quiznos.
LL, you can have Quiznos Subs on the house 24 hours a day 7 days a week
:thumbsup: Thanks for the freebies.
i will be the leader of a large, tight-knit organization of bicycle riders that terrorize your alleyways between the hours of 2am and 5am.
and there has to be bars that never close, not even if they're on fire.
next to all the subways and quiznos sub places, there will be a fast food joint that serves awesome italian beefs, gyros, hotdogs and polish sausages...that should put an end to this healthy eating nonsense.
mandatory fire-pits at everybody's place with a diamter of 12 feet, no less, nightly bonfire contests and barbecue with beautiful girls mud wrestling.
mary carey may ass well be mayor. why not, eh?
free dances at the full bar, fully nude, full service "gentlemans clubs"
and there has to be bars that never close, not even if they're on fire.
next to all the subways and quiznos sub places, there will be a fast food joint that serves awesome italian beefs, gyros, hotdogs and polish sausages...that should put an end to this healthy eating nonsense.
mandatory fire-pits at everybody's place with a diamter of 12 feet, no less, nightly bonfire contests and barbecue with beautiful girls mud wrestling.
mary carey may ass well be mayor. why not, eh?
free dances at the full bar, fully nude, full service "gentlemans clubs"
mary carey... mayor... yes....
I'm going to put a up an amusement park near the shoreline with boardwalk and everything.....gonna call it Nudie World. All the vendors and little operators that run the place will be hot nude girls(A requirement of course). Of course we will integrate some strip clubs and a small brothel on the end of the boardwalk.
And the beaches will be completely nude...and the weather is always perfect:nanner: :glugglug:
And the beaches will be completely nude...and the weather is always perfect:nanner: :glugglug:
I am putting in a restaraunt called the Cum Bucket. It is an all exclusive complementary exotic bar and grill for hungry bimbos who just can't get enough love nectar.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
A few things to add:
- Popeye's and KFC would serve breasts only
- Everyone would be bosom-buddies
- At IHOP, you could only get the "large stack"
- TVs would always be referred to as boob tubes
- All new homes would come with a full set of hangers in all closets
- Fruit markets would only sell melons, cantaloupes and coconuts
- **** would only be sold in two-packs called "a set of juggs"
- The jello would always jiggle (even while still in the package!)
- All cars would be required to have bras
- All front doors on all houses would be outfitted with knockers
- There would be a "Hooters" about every 3 blocks
- **** would only be sold in cans
- Instead of saying goodbye, everyone would say "ta ta"
- Air bags would be replaced with fun-bags
- All cars would be required to keep their headlights on at all times
- The official candy bar of Busty City: Mounds
- All bedding stores would throw in a couple of pillows with every purchase
- While playing poker, a pair would beat anything
- All neighborhood streets would have speed bumps
- Plumbing houses would sell nothing but nipples
- Every car-repair shop would have at least one rack
- Popeye's and KFC would serve breasts only
- Everyone would be bosom-buddies
- At IHOP, you could only get the "large stack"
- TVs would always be referred to as boob tubes
- All new homes would come with a full set of hangers in all closets
- Fruit markets would only sell melons, cantaloupes and coconuts
- **** would only be sold in two-packs called "a set of juggs"
- The jello would always jiggle (even while still in the package!)
- All cars would be required to have bras
- All front doors on all houses would be outfitted with knockers
- There would be a "Hooters" about every 3 blocks
- **** would only be sold in cans
- Instead of saying goodbye, everyone would say "ta ta"
- Air bags would be replaced with fun-bags
- All cars would be required to keep their headlights on at all times
- The official candy bar of Busty City: Mounds
- All bedding stores would throw in a couple of pillows with every purchase
- While playing poker, a pair would beat anything
- All neighborhood streets would have speed bumps
- Plumbing houses would sell nothing but nipples
- Every car-repair shop would have at least one rack
In this fine 'Busty City', am I allowed to smack people over the head with a dead fish?
I only ask because there is a gang of pensioners that keeps hanging aorund my area.
When I'm not looking, they sneak into my garden and start tiding-up and doing a spot of gardening...it's driving me nuts!
A good slap around the head, with a fresh Haddock, should sort them out...
I only ask because there is a gang of pensioners that keeps hanging aorund my area.
When I'm not looking, they sneak into my garden and start tiding-up and doing a spot of gardening...it's driving me nuts!
A good slap around the head, with a fresh Haddock, should sort them out...
Unfortunately, you can only smack people with a live fish in this town. And even that can be charged as ****** cruelty. It's getting to be that fine, upstanding citizens as ourselves have no recourse anymore! I don't know about you, but I'm about to take my dildo store and move to Boca! If this town wants the taxes generated by all my dildo dollars, they better change a few things!
