Burglars snorted man's ashes, thought it was *******

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MIAMI | Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:11pm EST


(Reuters) - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen ******* *****, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her ****** and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either ******* or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting *******," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.

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:wtf:
 
:facepalm:
 
:1orglaugh reminds me of the chocolate milk mix episode of south park.

Who the hell ever heard of gray *******?
 
The poor fucktard didn't even have enough sense to sample the unknown substance on his gums before he snorted it??? :facepalm: I've never touched ******* in my entire life, and even I know to put a little on your gums before you snort it, to make sure your snorting what you think it is!! :brick:
 
What a bunch of simpleton's.

How dumb do you have to be to think that some lady stores huge amounts of ******* in 2 urns on her mantle?

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MIAMI | Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:11pm EST


(Reuters) - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen ******* *****, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her ****** and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either ******* or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting *******," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.

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:wtf:


FLORIDA again...WTF is up with all the crazys in FLORIDA.....!!!!
 
The poor fucktard didn't even have enough sense to sample the unknown substance on his gums before he snorted it??? :facepalm: I've never touched ******* in my entire life, and even I know to put a little on your gums before you snort it, to make sure your snorting what you think it is!! :brick:



LOL...true..Im telling you such stupid crap comes out of Florida..LOL...
 
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