Oh hey, I've got a slightly defective one. It's big, it spooges pornstar amounts, but it only works with ONE girl and ONE guy. and I'm that one guy. Jack it or get into my ex's hole. :shrug: A'course it doesnt help that I drink a lot, but EVEN BEFORE THAT, MAN! EVEN BEFORE THAT! :

oints at you all sternly, walks away::
heh heh.. oh well. She still talks to me. among other... things.