Brokeback Spiders

A ****** watched his young ******** playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"*****, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her ****** replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a ***** Longlegs," her ****** answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied "No dear. Both of them are ***** Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay **** in our garden" she said.
 

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